Bono’s Comments
Yeah, it better be you sonnuvabitch. It's 7 AM, raining pretty heavy outside, I'm wearing jammies, and just took a sleeping pill.
So where's my shops and drawings you lazy fuckface?
it only cost me 10% of my kidney function
You aren't "on par" with them, you're their leader!
Palms sweaty
Notice they aren't the ones complaining about it
I guess that makes you team captain
As our game selection gets more varied, there's going to be some inconsistencies with how certain games load, height and width-wise. I will be adding a setting so each game loads at the ideal resolution.
Until then, try to enjoy! https://i.imgur.com/qoLx1lJ.png
CB, ixnay on the otevay uttonbay. igglesGay doesn't need to know...
Superior American athletics, I guess
muahah
https://i.imgur.com/9gp6BV9.png
bald ass nigga
Then again my hands are huge, powerful, and dexterous.
Takes a little getting used to.
I keep my right hand on the arrows, left pinky on CTRL to shoot, leaves a few fingers free to cycle weapons and the left thumb for space bar functions.
Coming soon:
Pac-Man
Tetris
Mini-Putt, local multi-player enabled.
Territory War, local multi-player enabled.
Toss the Turtle, probably the best of all Launcher games.
Yeppers, the bulk of these classic games are gonna be PC only. Classic is code-speak for old, and most of them are Flash.
I'm sure eventually more games will pop up written in JavaScript.
How many wars you win lately?
It works perfectly
Mucho has coded for this as well. If a video is uploaded with no audio stream, we detect that and make the video auto loop. Its just like a gif, but easier.
We used to allow gifs under the image upload action. But they tend to be bloated and hard to process.
Imagine all the most popular places you find gifs these days. Imgur, Reddit, Giphy, Gfycat....
What you're really looking at is a slick webm or mp4 video. They load much faster than a conventional gif.
Tldr I'm a lazy jew
Well on its own, a gallery isn't exactly groundbreaking. The hard part is fitting into the current submission system, which was modeled after old mucho.
The fact that Browser Games are so easy to add is kind of a happy accident.
I could figure out multi-image uploads.... just not a lot of payoff in my eyes.
the ONLY thing that could make me more cozy right now is a cup of cocoa and a homemade drawing of my face with the mouth replaced with an anus