Bono’s Comments

I'd be mad too

m e t a

good yob MD

BONER HATH SPOKEN

as if anyone gives a shit

I'll forgive the ABV discrepancy because he didn't use any chaser

are you feeling it very much?

well no not disqualified.

we'll call you the interim champion. If someone does it with true 40% I will have to award them the title.

38%?

DISQUALIFIED

I used the power of Google... Carter is mostly right

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theobromine_poisoning

Dark chocolate can be super dangerous but...

For Milk Chocolate it would take approximately 3.5 ounces (more than 2 regular Hershey’s Milk Chocolate Bars) to cause symptoms of toxicity in a 10-pound dog.

For White Chocolate, to poison that same dog, it would take.... 47 pounds of chocolate.

http://i.imgur.com/GktL23S.gif

Like scraping barnacles off a mighty vessel

Fries tells me you dip below the Sac all the time

I'll stick my Golden Gate right up your San Joaquin Valley.

SoCal includes lots of good stuff you cumpuddle

in Bakersfield most of the white people are also trash, so it's hard to blame things on race

Mehicans are mostly fine by me. I live in a SoCal shithole so 75% of my friends, classmates, coworkers, etc are from BrownTown.

this stands up to scrutiny.

I mean... that is pretty fucked up.

Imagine eating at a Waffle House

and coffee. and a cigarette.

and blood.

Every time I see a picture of English breakfast, it's a 2-pound plate of assorted meats.

I love Taco Bell, never had the shits from it either

I really doubt Taco Bell has a worse reputation, it's just the most widespread "Mexican" food so it's the target of dumb memes

You try living in California.

We get Asians and Mexicans and all the food that comes with it.

implying no Indian restaurants in literally every city in America