Bono’s Comments

NO ONE KNOWS WHO "YOU" ARE

asking pertinent questions.

fuck you Nixon

so, 6 gallons of brown stank? in your room? at all times?

Sounds like illness.

thanks for the input Hogfaker

Well sometimes I wonder.

There once was a fellow O'Doole

Who found little red spots on his tool

His Doctor a cynic

said Get out of me clinic,

And wipe off that lipstick you fool!

IT'S A FRIES OFF

A limerick?

FRIES'D

Does look weirdly inviting

If she was just a bit more homely and old she'd be up your alley

These are basics

You spent how long on mucho? 12 years?

No sign no OC

It comes out much less violently than you would expect.

I like how you didn't name the country, just Asian

Because it's true anywhere in Asia

fries'd

you are so gay

really, all you have to do is log in on ye olde site and post anything about this convo to prove you're you.

I just don't think you will, since you aren't him.

still stands.

Please do

Signs and timestamps were also a thing you failure.

You're fluent enough in English to fool some people into thinking bollocks isn't your mother tongue.

I call bollocks