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Bono’s Comments

I have never been able to replicate the error myself, so I assume it only affects Zucker scum

replied on When fetishes go too far · 8 years ago

Because cuckford, I am using a jquery plugin so that timestamps update on their own even after you load the page. (your "just now" will turn into "a minute ago" if I let it sit)

THIS requires a timestamp to be provided in a specific format. Since JS uses a local timestamp, I have to specify in the script that the server time is UTC - 7, or 6 or 8 or whatever the fuck depending on Daylight Savings Time.

It's harder than it sounds to just set "server time" as the default and display the same thing to everyone.

replied on When fetishes go too far · 8 years ago

Try a hard refresh I guess? I will probably re-work time stamps sometime soon.

replied on When fetishes go too far · 8 years ago

I tried to normalize timestamps on comments client-side. Some peoples' browsers misinterpret the code juju. Barret is even worse, he'll refresh and the comments will be from 40 minutes in the future.

replied on When fetishes go too far · 8 years ago

What the fuck is this show...

40 minutes? Look at this guy...

Nigga

replied on Meanwhile, In The Sewers · 8 years ago

Martian music in a few mins?

on Meanwhile, In The Sewers · 8 years ago

Trampoline.

replied on Life saving piss circle · 8 years ago

* Bono edits game

replied on 10 Year Old Driver · 8 years ago

is BullyDragon a meme now?

replied on 10 Year Old Driver · 8 years ago

I wanted him to come here... at least would be entertaining for a night plus if he ever reached 2011-levels we could forcefully shut him up this time

So just the uncut version

NonFag macht frei

replied on scratch and sniff · 8 years ago

Have you met The Barret's challenge?

replied on scratch and sniff · 8 years ago

I would give it a pat

on scratch and sniff · 8 years ago

Kebab *

replied on Occa · 8 years ago

lol

replied on Occa · 8 years ago

SO close to earning modhood

replied on Occa · 8 years ago

Prepare to wait

replied on Occa · 8 years ago

Probably died crawling through ... or it was placed there after the fact

replied on Desiccated dog corpse · 8 years ago

You are a cocoa puff :)

https://i.imgur.com/rUNEwpu.png

replied on MUCHOZUCKO HALLOWEEN HAVOC · 8 years ago

The one on the left is supposed to be Barret, but I made him an animated Hentai girl.

This is for the history books when they need to teach trivia about this life changing game.

on MUCHOZUCKO HALLOWEEN HAVOC · 8 years ago

NEXT FRIDAY... WHATEVER

replied on How to eat a pineapple · 8 years ago

UNTIL THIS FRIDAY

replied on How to eat a pineapple · 8 years ago