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Burntout’s Comments

Flash shithead do you have a hard-on for me?

No you

replied on Fucking Haggis Flavoured Potato Chips · 7 years ago

I couldn't be that lucky to be able to

replied on Fucking Haggis Flavoured Potato Chips · 7 years ago

He really just wants to drive her Vulvo.

I like the quick response from the first responders after the thud.

on Don't forget the rope! · 7 years ago

The Chicanos would give them a run for their money. Probably wouldn't beat them, but would damn sure give them a challenge.

replied on The day the music died. · 7 years ago

*thigh

replied on Typical British pub · 7 years ago

If I remember correctly, the backstory to this is the man who did the ass whooping it's a professional fighter. They just picked the wrong guy on the wrong night.

Now that pwn was hard to swallow

None of their race are picky eaters. But cracklins and pig snoots sound like gourmet eating compared to this.

on Want Some Candy? · 7 years ago

Totally disappointed.

Not even one of the vessels flipped over or sank.

Sounds like Maggie sucking her pacifier

on Doh.............. · 7 years ago

While Bart took one for the team

replied on Doh.............. · 7 years ago

He's just wanting to live your dream

replied on Doh.............. · 7 years ago

Don't know about sexy, I think the dead part would look good on you.

replied on Fucking Haggis Flavoured Potato Chips · 7 years ago

By all means

replied on Fucking Haggis Flavoured Potato Chips · 7 years ago

I'm shooting for giggles record

*Wrapped even

replied on totaled and sent in for scrap · 7 years ago

Where is Rollo?

Where is Rollo?

Barret, your problem is due to lack of you place being grounded properly

replied on Fucking Haggis Flavoured Potato Chips · 7 years ago

*taste

replied on Reily Reid & Dillion Harper · 7 years ago

Teehee

Yeah, what Barret said. Faggot!

I suppose I will have to take care of that on Thursday and Friday.

Those are the two days that I'm not spending public assistance money

replied on Mashed Taters · 7 years ago