CartersBird’s Comments

Fuck you, Whunu

At least you aren't black

First fucking thing I click on... my eggs aren't even ready and I'll have to think about this when I'm eating them.

He's a dick enpoosiast.

Last seen 7 hours ago

He turtled up just like his penis.

someone call DrGiggles!

okay, that caught me off guard.

I was in Japan 2 years ago, and this is the most accurate comment that can possibly be written on this sub.

Still asking

8(

Good, fuck him.

The thought of any Britard mocking food...

All it's missing is a blue sky beam and it could be the climax to any superhero movie in the last ~6 years.

My personal fave was the centipede. Something satisfying about it...

I can only go by the video... it looks like an industrial accident waiting to happen.

Why does it sound like he's fucking the soul out of it

$0.50 for a decent burn

I still wanna know what kind of dick recepticle he's using.

That vagina looks so puffy and fake I think I'm gonna puke

I've often wondered if this feels just like taking a humongous shit.

Cigarman?

Fuckin lol

I still think less of you for going to walmart.

Doesnt that peel your skin off and send you flying?

Hmmm

You don't get a Kap reference?

American