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CartersBird’s Comments

Please put a moratorium on good posts. Only shitpost today in honor of Stan Lee.

on Wrong Hole Like a Boss · 8 years ago

That'd be sad but I know Mucho makes you happy.

replied on happy anniversary · 8 years ago

You have to be logged in. A catch 22.

replied on happy anniversary · 8 years ago

* CartersBird cums inside this thread because it looks like his mom and childhood was rough.

replied on Gentleman's Hentai · 8 years ago

Here

on Blacks vs Jews 2 · 8 years ago

TheDude confirmed for autie... REEE

replied on Rat Knickers · 8 years ago

This isn't a lullaby, it's a videogame.

replied on ZMASH T.V. - New Game Announcement · 8 years ago

Haha, insulted by an accusation of owning Apple products.

replied on ZMASH T.V. - New Game Announcement · 8 years ago

hahahaha

replied on Uncle Fester Discovers Cocaine. · 8 years ago

Only becauae our glorious roads allow us to go so fast.

replied on Fails: Sticky Situations · 8 years ago

Well as long as you had fun.

I better be the most OP character.

I feel like this was the first thing ever posted on this site. But it was from May?

replied on Bumping a tree in New Jersey · 8 years ago

A fine dump. Tom Pearl might even sample it.

replied on Friday Meme Thread Of The Week #35 · 8 years ago

I hate Muslims more than Indians, since they made a choice. Do we have to lump them together?

replied on Friday Meme Thread Of The Week #35 · 8 years ago

I think he's okay for the record... for a Zucker.

replied on Head Dives Deep Inside Pussy · 8 years ago

Poor megafag... now that Giggles is gone his nitpicking will turn him into the next sacrificial pedant.

replied on Head Dives Deep Inside Pussy · 8 years ago

Was this on Albino Blacksheep or something?

replied on i've shit myself · 8 years ago

I like Asian girls, I like orange juice. What's not to like?

REPOST!!!!@!1111!

on Occasional Butterface · 8 years ago

Poor Barrel

replied on Robot Testing · 8 years ago

Sometimes I miss him. But then I see that even at his best he isn't missable.

replied on Adventure · 8 years ago

Do you edit code ever? Make it happen and I'll snap a pic of the transvestite I see 2 or 3 times a week.

replied on Silhouettes · 8 years ago

I wanted to be a God User or something. Barret?

replied on Silhouettes · 8 years ago