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CartersBird’s Comments

If JS does the next meme thread, I suppose it's going to have a 2008 theme?

replied on Friday Meme Thread #23 · 8 years ago

I usually am.

replied on Tom, you are such a rank amateur · 8 years ago

I choose to believe he'd be right at home in this vid. He's just too shy to find people with similar interests.

replied on Tom, you are such a rank amateur · 8 years ago

Go to bed fatboy.

replied on So I answered this ad on POF · 8 years ago

I saw the full version recently. It starts out hot. Gets hotter. End is disappointing.

Everyone has a dick sucking price, and I guarantee for most people it's below 1 million.

replied on Two Fat Lesbians · 8 years ago

I mean... it was 90% bumford. Did you get all pissy because your older friends laughed?

replied on Two Fat Lesbians · 8 years ago

Maybe it was more like... 49% run off, 51% meltdown.

replied on Two Fat Lesbians · 8 years ago

MD I really don't wanna FITE U BRO, but I also didn't say anything false.

You banned yourself and locked yourself in your cyber-room. For weeks.

replied on Two Fat Lesbians · 8 years ago

- Knows where Giggles lives.

- Threatened a 19 year old woman.

- News story somehow thought it was relevant to mention his accent.

Checks out.

on Barret visits Doncaster ? · 8 years ago

Speaking of THJ... unleash your dank dunk when you get on hombre. And stop wheezing into the fucking mic.

on Friday Meme Thread #23 · 8 years ago

Although if I was going to be "that guy" ... I fully would have expected MD to upvote this submission based on past... transgressions.

replied on Two Fat Lesbians · 8 years ago

Uno: bamford DID run you off. You banned yourself and quit for like a month. Got mad at your friends, probably hate-fucked a lard-marvelous (lardvelous?) chavette.

Dos: No one "tries to run off good contributors." Bumfuckerford is just a toxic troll that sniffed out a way to get under your skin.

Tres: THJ has never run anyone off in the history of the goddamn universe. Mostly because he's too retarded, halfly because he doesn't care, and one-fifthly because he's almost sort of kind of a little bit of a nice guy.

replied on Two Fat Lesbians · 8 years ago

Or $39.

replied on I hope this is real · 8 years ago

I'd bet $39 that Giggles does not, in fact, possess #39.

replied on I hope this is real · 8 years ago

General black joke... I think from here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qt9SPDgZFrc

replied on Miss Stacy shows what big girls can do · 8 years ago

Oh no baby... what is you doin'?

Fuck you, watch BattleBots.

replied on TMC Dumont motorcycle · 8 years ago

Eh...

replied on Switzerland Takes A Shit · 8 years ago

I would watch Infinity War at least 2 more times before sitting through some 1970s bullshit.

replied on We Aint Stoppin' 'Til We Get There · 8 years ago

Thanks Gallowboob you fucking fag.

on Leigh Holland-Keen · 8 years ago

So does your ass.

replied on Leigh Holland-Keen · 8 years ago

Well, it all started back in 1997 with a red bicycle...

replied on Leigh Holland-Keen · 8 years ago

Gigs are you trying to say 2 stones don't weigh 2 stone?

Fucking retard.

replied on Leigh Holland-Keen · 8 years ago

She didn't even get it all the way back in.

on Leigh Holland-Keen · 8 years ago