Dogs’s Comments
>>c181658
Must've sounded like it. I couldn't discern any report :|
Price on a sign. Because asking them would cost ye a fiver.
>>c181407
That actually sounds very probable! :D He got that look in his eye, didn't he?
I wasn't sure if he was going for a shit, or a kip. Wonder what he Was trying to do?
Fuck me, that Is one sad, misshapen arse! WTF?!
Fuck arranged marriages, I guess.
>>c181103
My nearest neighbors are JW's. (Actually very nice people. Keep that shit to themselves)
They told me some of their crew were off to *China!* I said, that's surely suicidal?! They said it's all on the hush!!!
What, like knocking doors, in fucking China? 'On the hush?!'
One way short trip in a Special fucking van! :o
What time is it, where Mick is?
Reminds me of a Roger Waters concert.
Still be some cunt knocking ye door, about not having a TV license.
>>c181057
harlequin baby
Interesting. I had to look up wtf one of those was. Says the plates fall off, after some weeks?
I'll bet there's some fuck who gets off on Eating that shit.
Ended up with more metal in her minge than a scrap yard. Trying to stay relevant as she aged horribly.
Fair play. That's pretty much how it was, actually. Except, this was mid afternoon, rural Ireland. It was more of a stunned silence than hearty laughter :(
>>c180688
Where was it they caught that young girl thieving; So, naturally, incinerated her. Alive on the street. Someone who spoke it translated her last words: " More fuel, you cunts! "
Reminds me of the scene in " Cruising ". Just needs more cowboy hat.
Quality.
>>c180642
How old am I? Can't remember. Late sixties? Born last day of '57. What's that make me? I can't count. The three F's have gazed upon my comely visage, over on Discord.
Only drugs I take now is Vimovo. Jacked everything else. Saves me K's. Which I now spend on chickens ;)
Naah. I don't need no devices.
I once tried to review my own shit in the pub though. Didn't have my ears in so cranked it up louder than I realised.
Looked up and the whole fucking bar was staring at me like 'WTFF?!' !
>>c180623
I just tried 5:16. Couldn't get much from this end. Put my hearing aid in and found I thoroughly liked from there on in though.
Dunno what 180619's about? I had it on an audio file. Wouldn't take here. So I put it on vid.
I remember the night I emailed my boss. Yelling that I was a living legend ~ and that I'd just shit all over my phone! :D Halcyon days.
Fucking embarrassing to watch. But, I guess they all play along, as long as he grants them 'Black Belt' status.
>>c180546
Let's see. 'Direct Link':
https://i.postimg.cc/HLy1TRVL/Dogs-Dog-Bed.jpg
So, now he carries half cocked? :o
When I was about seven, or less, my Dad bought us a kiddies record in the paper shop. It was called " Little Black Sambo ". Clearly showed a black, jungle kid on the cover.
That record didn't make me racist. The behaviour of Niggers has.