FlashGordon’s Comments

Yeah pretty much... In all seriousness now though you might have contracted some sort of parasite. I'd see a doc asap.

Mix an iodine solution and smear it on, it should help.

This made my morning. Have all my upvotes

Hah giggles is gay

Where exactly do you feel this "spirit"? Is it perhaps in your groin region?

Lower intestinal bleeding is no joke anyway lol

Still didn't post a sign. Fake.

Lol giggles will be the first to reach -10,000 hahaha

UUooDY is now Repfag status. Congratulations.

Repfag: 10,000 Rep. Sad fools who want even more validation. They get special stickers for their big swinging dicks. This is the pinnacle of existence on Mucho.

"Just take your bottle and shut the fuck up" if you're a parent it makes this so much more funny

I tried coors light beer once, thought it looked like piss and probaby tasted like piss would. I guess technically I have drank piss, at rocky mountain temperatures. Gave me a buzz but i won't touch the stuff now

So far all I can see is that Macheesmo, TR, and Tollboothwillie are unbanned.

God save the queen

That explains it.

What a time to be alive

* Flashgordon revels in awe

Bullshit that phone can't possibly work still after being inside that juicy cunt

LOL bet he won't do that shit again

Yup, he took one look at that woman and just knew she sucked dicks. Seems super natural to me

I am a carnivore.

Its a female... Sorry to crush your dreams

I fired my "bazooka" inside your mother. I'm now your daddy. We are having a little girl together now.

What kind of paint have you been huffing today?

Diy motherfuckaaaa

I got a connect for a parts distributor that sells ar15 and ak-47 parts.

Wow, you already know what a lorry is. You totally own a penis pump. Confirmed.

How about popping that gigantic pimple you call a head instead?

Do you squat when you pee