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FlashGordon’s Comments

Yes I went down and ate osters juicy pussy and it sang yankee doodle dandie to me instead

replied on Fucked up Lesbo shit - the musical · 7 years ago

Great now the next time I go down on a chick I'll think back to this video.. Lemme shut her up my shoving my tongue in there.

Bmh might not be such a prick if he was getting his daily dose of cock and lithium.

replied on Scooterfags vs Bikequeers · 7 years ago

Triggered*

replied on My Best Friend's Girl · 7 years ago

And slimey w/

replied on My Best Friend's Girl · 7 years ago

They're perfect for eachother. Hahahaha giggles is gay.

replied on My Best Friend's Girl · 7 years ago

His intelligence far outweighs a turd, at least

replied on My Best Friend's Girl · 7 years ago

I'll have what she's having

on Child abuse · 7 years ago

@burntout Why don't you retire from living

replied on My Best Friend's Girl · 7 years ago

**off their rockers

replied on Scooterfags vs Bikequeers · 7 years ago

At least its harder for morbidly obese people to get pregnant. Creampie that pussy til you can't anymore

LOL @ the Disturbing content warning

on Scooterfags vs Bikequeers · 7 years ago

That's the way of the road buddy

He's the definition of narcissism.

replied on Have you ever had... · 7 years ago

Lol no shame. Fuck it we don't need a room, this concrete barricade is good enough.

That would be the day I would quit and never come back.

on Have you ever had... · 7 years ago

Post proof with a sign

replied on UUDOODY'S Favorite Tree · 7 years ago

Its on the "bamford dumb" level. There's dumb, dumber, and then at hillbilly white trash bottom there's bamford dumb.

replied on The In-N-Out Burger · 7 years ago

This needs a VR remake

replied on The In-N-Out Burger · 7 years ago

+1 team roosterfag

replied on Just some tit fucking · 7 years ago

Hahaha this had to have been set up but if I ever had seen my grandmother make something like this, and she knitted a lot of stuff, she would have been my hero

on Hobbyist · 7 years ago

Inb4 waxedballs

replied on Mister Bubble Wrap · 7 years ago

Oh fuck yeah mushies sound good right about now. That's a once or twice a year thing for me

replied on Mister Bubble Wrap · 7 years ago

Ahh. I like doing it on Christmas and New Years. I haven't found a decent plug here for it in ages though

replied on Mister Bubble Wrap · 7 years ago