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FlashGordon’s Comments

One with the strap on, of course

replied on A Blowjob Done Right · 7 years ago

Hahahaha

replied on A Blowjob Done Right · 7 years ago

Yep, even the british chick I know acts like that. They take the piss out of everything, and suck at dirty talk. Boner killer.

on Height of bonerability · 7 years ago

That actually must feel amazing with the puke coming up at the same time. I must try this with some local whore

on A Blowjob Done Right · 7 years ago

Wait? Nevermind. Fuck

replied on A Blowjob Done Right · 7 years ago

When was team puke added? Its about time

replied on A Blowjob Done Right · 7 years ago

We've got lots of those poor fucks living in special needs homes all over the place here. Does she do parties? I'll rent that hoe out by the minute.

on Bobbie finds a hooker · 7 years ago

I spit my coffee on that one.

replied on Bobbie finds a hooker · 7 years ago

Damn hillabillies

replied on A Dream Come True · 7 years ago

But yeah, pc didn't work for me either. I guess my stuff is too up to date

replied on Culture Time on MZ · 7 years ago

And stray crayons was kinda lame anyway... No wonder they died.

replied on Culture Time on MZ · 7 years ago

LOL

replied on Eyebleach · 7 years ago

I'm thinking Netscape

replied on Culture Time on MZ · 7 years ago

Nah, I meant MS. I don't have a kindle fire but if that worked on one of those surely if would be the same on an android or iphone but it didn't work for me no matter what browser. I guess if you were to roll your browser back to an older version that supported the original captcha then maybe it could work?

replied on Culture Time on MZ · 7 years ago

I couldn't ever make an account there because the captcha was expired. So I lurked, and jerked.

replied on Culture Time on MZ · 7 years ago

+1 Team Shit

I actually screamed "No!" out loud when she started licking it.

Have my upvote.

If he somehow lived through this, they can now rape him through the hole where his junk used to be.

on Snacks?? · 7 years ago

His cockmeat sandwich

replied on Snacks?? · 7 years ago
replied on Snacks?? · 7 years ago

At first clicking into this, I saw the name Marasyn for some reason. Maybe this means we should bring Marasyn back

on Culture Time on MZ · 7 years ago

@Tigger Long live the patriarchy.

replied on Double dutch dildo douche · 7 years ago

It would be saying to ask again because even the magic 8 ball is traumatized at being stuffed into ones asshole

on The magic 8 ball · 7 years ago