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FlashGordon’s Comments

WORLD STAR!

on A'am We All Out A Nuggets · 7 years ago

"It really really hurts" Director: "D'awwwwe"

on Porn Dialogue Tutorial · 7 years ago

Well damnit I wouldn't mind seeing more of that.

on Vintage porn · 7 years ago

One for each hand

Dimensions*

replied on Hottie · 7 years ago

She's like a greasy board with defined definitions

on Hottie · 7 years ago

* pats faggles on the head

Well aren't you proud of yourself. And she doesn't even have a cock... I am actually proud for you.

* puff puff passes blunt

replied on EZwalmart · 7 years ago

Ah yes, a zucker stalking a noob. Stalk for what though I wonder, is it for some cock?

* lights blunt

on EZwalmart · 7 years ago

I bet she still sucks a cock like a professional.

on Fat shaming · 7 years ago

I bet she still sucks a cock like a professional.

on Fat shaming · 7 years ago

Gravity is just a theory. Oh wait...

on Built by the lowest bidder · 7 years ago

...whoa... If you seriously can look at her and see the body of an 8 year old boy then you need to speak to your local Catholic priest ASAP.

So does it mean Barrel is the new faggles since he downvoted?

That's Doctor Petite to you, ma'am. Get the cocks out of your mouth and you will see.

The white one an an undercover cop trying to get the black one to squeal on his/her homies.

replied on Me When I See FatMoFat In Chat · 7 years ago

I guess you should take that as a sign that you need to stop using the same finger to pick your nose as you use to dig in your ass.

replied on Me When I See FatMoFat In Chat · 7 years ago

GOOD RIDDANCE

replied on Some people should stay away from bikes · 7 years ago

Yup they're dead.

You're supposed to use two quotation marks for quotes dumbass. Like this: "You're a fucking cum guzzling faggot."