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FlashGordon’s Comments

She is pretty weird looking... Mr Methane should've tossed his cape over her head

replied on If King Ass Ripper Had a Wife · 8 years ago

Right? She obviously wanted it rough.

replied on Fighting for Fridays · 8 years ago

I could see how that girl would be flirting if it was light taps but Jesus... She blacked his eye and kept laughing and trying to continue... She's lucky he didn't wail on her.

on Fighting for Fridays · 8 years ago

It takes true talent to do that and not shit yourself. At the end he should have shat right in Simon's face.

replied on If King Ass Ripper Had a Wife · 8 years ago

She's perfect for you giggles

replied on Twirling and Swinging · 8 years ago

Where did you get that from? I've already clarified this in the comments... Are you drunk again?

You need to get your eyes checked, he clearly got the tip in there lol

replied on Wrong Hole · 8 years ago

Cup the balls

replied on Lame joke · 8 years ago

Looks as if she would swallow someone up with that thing if not devour them with crabs and chlamydia

replied on Desperate Woman Prepares to be Boarded · 8 years ago

Wish I could delete that tag

replied on Wrong Hole · 8 years ago

Funny tag twice to piss off some people

on Wrong Hole · 8 years ago

The Blue Man Group are Purple People eaters.... Makes sense.

Looks eerily like this one midget in my town...

on Cute Little.... thing · 8 years ago

Looks eerily like this one midget in my town...

on Cute Little.... thing · 8 years ago

There's something not right about this photo...

Which one is this?

Great, now I want shrimp

Just quit being a cunt bro, I'd hate to see you get banned again.

replied on Baby Burping Machine · 8 years ago

Oh, right. Must be because you were mentioned. Woops.

replied on Baby Burping Machine · 8 years ago

Hey Giggles, have you ever heard of crack? It might suit you.

Your future

replied on Baby Burping Machine · 8 years ago

That would have made for a good title

replied on Baby Burping Machine · 8 years ago

Are you banned yet?

Aw man I was hoping for a splatter

on True Hang Gliding · 8 years ago

Hahaha