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FlashGordon’s Comments

You probably had sex with the devil in pale moonlight Mick. Js

replied on Bear Mauling... The Backstory · 8 years ago

Have you ever danced with the devil in pale moonlight?

replied on Bear Mauling... The Backstory · 8 years ago

You're what us back home call a try hard minute man Mick. Good show though.

replied on Bear Mauling... The Backstory · 8 years ago

Gotta be facetious sometimes... But doing it all the time is an utter nuasance...

replied on MakoDragon on the prowl · 8 years ago

First.. tl;dr

on MakoDragon on the prowl · 8 years ago

Lol once I saw that I knew it belonged here

replied on Bear Mauling... The Backstory · 8 years ago

Ah thank ye I will do. I needed that drink

replied on Bear Mauling... The Backstory · 8 years ago

* FlashGordon patiently waits for MD to pass the Vodka

replied on Bear Mauling... The Backstory · 8 years ago

cute animals like dogs > some grasshoppers > Whunu(a dumb cunt humante) > some fuckin bear > gay snowmobile

replied on Bear Mauling... The Backstory · 8 years ago

... keep going

replied on Bear Mauling... The Backstory · 8 years ago

It told them they were it's bitches and it went out guns blazing

replied on Bear Mauling... The Backstory · 8 years ago

Hahaha this makes for excellent satire content.

on The Call of the Lesbian · 8 years ago

* FlashGordon wonders who does the song in the background

That stupid fuckstick definitely asked for that.

No but being high can really bring out the gayness with some people

replied on The Real savior. · 8 years ago

Lol that guy most likely had a handful of peyote buttons before turning that camera on.

on The Real savior. · 8 years ago

Round 2 should be the person filming sticking their dick in there and letting the crab pinch that.

on Cat vs. Crab · 8 years ago
on Out of Coke · 8 years ago

Those people and fuckin' trains I swear

A tutorial would be an excellent addition

replied on Battle Royal · 8 years ago

Woops it worked. Damn don't you love the spam from me today cbird?

replied on Battle Royal · 8 years ago

Haha guess it's a vet thing

replied on Battle Royal · 8 years ago

* Flashgordon faps slowly

replied on Battle Royal · 8 years ago