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Just goes to show how dumbed down American culture is compared to over there

You should try it next time you suck a dick

replied on Shitty Blowjob · 8 years ago

I like my version better

replied on Nuclear Holocaust Nipples · 8 years ago

Only Jesus fucks you without paper work. Especially when he turns that water into wine.

replied on Nipples like fighter pilot's thumbs · 8 years ago

Damn I just realized this was a repost. Fuck fuck fuck.

Same, only after testing that they weren't some fucked up monster mutants that would lop part of my cock off

replied on Nipples like fighter pilot's thumbs · 8 years ago

If that's the same chick her threesome videos consist of guys sticking their dicks in her nipples and fucking her that way.

Ok giggles.

The one from August?

replied on 1 Time Party Trick · 8 years ago

Hopefully he remembered his towel

replied on Cute Pet · 8 years ago

He'd say woohoo everytime the bat bounced off him

I second that.

I'm betting shrooms would go well with it lol

Indeed. Definitely the spark a blunt and watch kind of show

I just watched the first episode. "All dogs go to heaven, but sometimes they come back to raise hell"

It sure is. I've seen Paradise Police listed but had no idea that was him that did it, I'm going to have to check that one out lol

^Says MZ's shit hole

Roger Black does a show called "Brickleberry" now.

You shit on it with your ignorant statements. Go play with your asshole you fucking titmouse.

The guy holding the camera sounds like a sand nigger so I'll bet he's contemplating all the different ways he can piss and shit on that tongue

on Tongue twister · 8 years ago

Adrenaline kicks in. I got into a fight a few years back and my neck ended up broken but I went about my business and didn't know anything was wrong until several hours later.

Ex has been messaging me a lot... Anyway... A woman should never shame us for being who we are. My ex was insecure as fuck and I hated that... But she was the one though.

She sounded great bro... Women are complicated, period... Don't beat yourself up though man... I know I did for the longest time at least. But, personally I've accepted that if something was mine, it was always mine and no matter how far I drifted from that, it would always come back to me.

Meh, it wasn't too bad. She kept it clean. I'm sure my taking her car every day hindered a lot of it. Did I know she was doing this shit? Yes. Was I doing shit behind her back with her car. Fuck yeah. It was a win for both of us. Borderline upper class living right there with 0 effort on my part except the bit where I was fucking her brains out every day.

It really was man, she was awesome... But this chick was a gypsy, and they come and go... So it came to it's inevitable end.