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FlashGordon’s Comments

That priest was ready to get that over with, goddamn.

on Violent Baptism · 8 years ago

Look how it just holds it's mouth open like it's trying to catch it

replied on Golden-tailed Gecko · 8 years ago

The way it excretes that gunk reminds me of the Sonoran Desert toad.

replied on Golden-tailed Gecko · 8 years ago

Introducing the "jizzard"

on Golden-tailed Gecko · 8 years ago

Can't a guy jerk off under a train in peace?

on Chew Chew · 8 years ago

Must be all the curry

on Chew Chew · 8 years ago

Smoked turkey drumstick with Texas Pete's hot sauce and some baked beans and slaw on the side. Good god.

replied on Fuck you bird · 8 years ago

You like it

replied on Girl is ravaged by tentacles · 8 years ago

Yup the whole trailer for flesh Gordon is up there and it's uncensored in all it's glory

replied on Girl is ravaged by tentacles · 8 years ago

"lights doobie"

replied on Girl is ravaged by tentacles · 8 years ago

I hope there's a version with English subs

replied on Girl is ravaged by tentacles · 8 years ago

Heh, "Flesh Gordon".

replied on Girl is ravaged by tentacles · 8 years ago

Heheh, I still can't believe they had bugs do this.

replied on Vegan porn · 8 years ago

I'm hungry now for some strange reason

on Fuck you bird · 8 years ago

She deserves a medal.

replied on Girl has cum explosion out her nose · 8 years ago

Well, he would have probably had them had he not have made that right turn. Dipshit. Who doesn't get away from those cocksuckers on bikes like that?

on Bad Move · 8 years ago

"carrot penis"

on Vegan porn · 8 years ago

I'm sure they'd have to magnify the image quite a few times with Dr g

replied on Fetal scan · 8 years ago

Maybe she just needed her tidepod fix?

replied on Road Rage Release · 8 years ago

+1 team shit

on Lapdance blowback · 8 years ago

"niggers"

replied on Lapdance blowback · 8 years ago

Yes, extra Cajun style

replied on OJ gets prank called on the air · 8 years ago

Needs more backstory

on Mikw MIKE MIKE ! · 8 years ago

Fairly certain this was shot in the 70s.

replied on Hunter S Thompson, American Hero · 8 years ago