FredGspotSanford’s Comments
You are dating the wrong women
I always wanted to Scullyfuck her
I think the puking milk monster has a jar of Prego in her belly
Tossing your cookies with milk what a great multitasker
Tbose teeth are pretty sharp
Should have had a bulletproof pillow
Did she give you the clap too?
Tony Montana
My tool is always ready
Say goodnight, Dick!
That is the dirtiest Carwash I've ever seen
*Cue WILD THING!
This guyrl would have to use a 10ft. step ladder to do the 100lb. stone-lift trick.
This should be the new most interesting man in the world commercial for Dos Equis
I thought he was playing Possum
Who won?
I thought he was a bottom?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BZntTMCgXJo/
No it liveded
I think it's cause all the confusion when they keep changing the guy who plays Colonel Sanders
You do have to live your life like a refugee for that
What a Pussy!
I never choke. It slides down my throat like warm butter. Come get you some!
I'm sucker for chink humor living in downtown chink central here