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Freeeggs’s Comments

Find a cop sitting in his cruiser and ask if he want to see a cool trick

replied on Hold Your Tongue · 7 years ago

If at first you don’t succeed....I need a chick that can fit a spotlight in her ass.

replied on Hold Your Tongue · 7 years ago

I’ve got that covered

replied on Freeeggs' Next Single · 7 years ago

“The proof is in the pudding” says the faggot over yonder

replied on Russian Winter Hot Tub · 7 years ago

What are you wearing around your face lol. Nvm good job

replied on Freeeggs' Next Single · 7 years ago

Idk but i do know that if you stick a high powered maglite up a chicks ass it doesn’t make her translucent like if you put one against your hand.

replied on Hold Your Tongue · 7 years ago

And lose the bandana pussy

replied on Freeeggs' Next Single · 7 years ago

close but I hate using a pick. Use your fingers next time to immerse yourself in the full eggs experience

replied on Freeeggs' Next Single · 7 years ago

Shut the fudge up and go fudge your self.

- Brought to you by Russel Stover

replied on Freeeggs' Next Single · 7 years ago

So deep so authentic so eggs

on Freeeggs' Next Single · 7 years ago

They started making it again for a while last year. I’m guessing because being a super faggot is acceptable social behavior nowadays

replied on It ain't easy · 7 years ago

^ you had me at mommy

replied on Perversion level 7.6/10 · 7 years ago

It’s a guysicle

on More Russian Winter Fun · 7 years ago

Wtf is wrong with you lol

on Perversion level 7.6/10 · 7 years ago

That’s why everyone there shoots up and tries to die as soon as possible

Lololololol

replied on He's Full of Shit · 8 years ago

Giggles dad loved him ALOT....that special father son love you only see in the dark dingy basements of the inter web... usually in German

replied on Early Retirement · 8 years ago

8 Courics

replied on He's Full of Shit · 8 years ago

Super underrated album

replied on Quadruple Fuck You · 8 years ago

Oh no! it’s Dick Vandykes evil twin brother Vag Carhag!

replied on Hair of the Dog · 8 years ago

Opa!

replied on Proper consummation · 8 years ago

that movie made me think it would be a good idea to slowly get my body used to poison so I’d have the ultimate bar trick and maybe kill a guy

replied on Quadruple Fuck You · 8 years ago

Out of spite

replied on Women.....Can't live with 'em · 8 years ago