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Freeeggs’s Comments

You’re making my dick hard right now if that counts for anything

replied on Limbless girls deserve too · 8 years ago

That’s a good question. I’d say no because midgets aren’t real people from birth and amputees were real people at one time

replied on Limbless girls deserve too · 8 years ago

jewish or not I’d own a fuck stump

replied on Limbless girls deserve too · 8 years ago

That would be the freedom of expression part but I feel ya.

replied on McJebus · 8 years ago

You realize that comment makes you look really really really really really retarded right. But I’ll explain... when you till you break up the top layer of soil.... so a tiller and a rotovator are the exact same thing. Although no one calls them rotovators because that’s fucking gay.

replied on Tiller death do we part · 8 years ago

I’m gonna go for the unibomber look next time

replied on Hmmmmm · 8 years ago

Duct tape fixes everything

replied on It hurts to pull on balls · 8 years ago

What if she was like the other guy from the stand and just spelled everything moon. Can’t have a mute without s retard

replied on Limbless girls deserve too · 8 years ago

Fucking bullseye tho that was awesome

What in the holy dog shit

on It hurts to pull on balls · 8 years ago

That little kid drag queen faggot would be on the top of my list. And an Eskimo.. that would be artsy

replied on McJebus · 8 years ago

So what your saying is if they started a band they’d be named the Literal Rolling Stones

on Limbless girls deserve too · 8 years ago

Well atleast I know I’m not the only one

replied on Limbless girls deserve too · 8 years ago

I had my mom draw me Santa Claus on the cross when I was like 17 for a maybe tattoo but I’m too much of a pussy to get one. if I can find it I’ll post it but it might be back home.

on McJebus · 8 years ago

Wouldn’t it have been easier using a punch opener or did they not have those in 1945

replied on Life Goals · 8 years ago

he’d have to do it with a train while hanging out or riding on the side of another train. Indians and trains man. I don’t get it

replied on Life Goals · 8 years ago

You mean blackstory right?

Speaking of robot people I learned the hard way that saying go go gadget dick is a good way to make a bitch go dry fast

replied on Share The Road · 8 years ago

Fuck yeah turn his lower body into a bike like some kind of freak mechocentaur.... we shall call him mr zoom-zoom

replied on Share The Road · 8 years ago

Every time I see this shit I think of judge dredd. Good movie

on STOP RESISTING · 8 years ago

His last words were “I can smell your cunt”

replied on Tiller death do we part · 8 years ago

The clip? That was Monty pythons the meaning of life. Mr. creosote.... it’s toward the middleish if i remember right

replied on Good for thought · 8 years ago

Do you think he’s been using a calculator to figure this out?

replied on Good for thought · 8 years ago

It’s funny we can go to space, modernize medicine, be the tech hub of the world, the financial hub of the western world, and pioneers in basically everything... yet our national iq averages out to 98. I wonder what demographics affect that..........it’s those god damn white people

replied on Good for thought · 8 years ago