Freeeggs’s Comments
Yeah fuck that shit for real though.
Until they make dolls that cry, bleed, make you a sammich, and piss on you in the shower I’m out
It needs some funk to disguise the pathetic act of fucking a god damn doll https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8c_STKjrN_g
Although If I had the money I’d buy a few just to have laying around. Use the carpool lane when I go to Denver or something idk hang one from a tree in the backyard to see how fast the cops would come
I’ll just stick to ruining real lives licking real tears and pounding real poon. That’s how you get your god damn dinner made for you after working 14 hours a day in the fucking wind and snow
I don’t like those realdoll doodads they don’t cry when you treat them like worthless shit
Just got back from the gym. It’s 5 degrees in central wyoming. What did you expect a trench coat sweatpants and fedora?
Ahhhh it’s mormon Jesus. He turned the Indians red
If I had a nickel for every time I caught a cooter bug I’d have 20¢. And if I had a nickel for every time I spread the love id have 50 cents.
Haha that was honestly funny
Normal head https://imgur.com/a/2BguUQv
It does make me look like a have a big ass head tho. I wish I did... I’d have no problem buying fitted hats.... I have to get the snappy back ones cuz my heads small as fuck
What ever I like my beanie it’s cold as fuck in the Rockies and I have no hair. I’d like to say I shave my head because of the proud white man I am but no I shave my head because I have no hair. All my hairs on my chest and balls. It’s like a jungle down there man.
Remember the 90s and early aughts when the writers weren’t mean spirited faggots and had good material. In living color and mad tv was funny as fuck too. Or the ten spot on mtv. I remember being like 7 or 8 watching oddville and beavis & butthead
Ha!
No midgets or testicle abuse.
I’m the summoner
I don’t even know if it’s funny 30 percent of the time
Oooh but its past Christmas :(
I’m only interested in puppies and candy
But if that’s a coneheads reference and not an Indian racial slur your verbosity has gotten the better of you. I win Sunshine
Lolol Beldar...Yes I am the one who handles the hoe. Now step in line before you taste my rings bitch.
Soooo much pussy you had to buy pussy repellent from slits hardware store
I bet you get so much pussy TR.... just drowning in pussy... can’t keep away the pussy... so much pussy you had to deposit some in your pussy savings account at vaginaville bank and trust....
See meth I can understand because tweakers do the darndest things. But over some buds? Stolen bud over this way is gonna set you back like maybe 600-700 a pound tops for med quality and that’s not worth hittin someone with a car