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JordanSimms’s Comments

You discovered the conspiracy.

replied on Mumbai Minge · 8 years ago

No, I'd recognized that bitch anywhere.

replied on name that body part/animal · 8 years ago

My wife's cunt when she's PMS'ing.

on name that body part/animal · 8 years ago

This is a gif. I provided sound in the tags for those of you who need assistance.

on She Got The High Score · 8 years ago

UUoody, you may want to moderate your satire about Jeebus since you're probably pulling up near the pearly gates pretty soon.

Upload fucked the video. Audio good tho.

on NYC Cunt · 8 years ago

Thanks senator Byrd.

on Scary ghost · 8 years ago

My wife laughed at this. Them she got wood.

replied on Awww · 8 years ago

Christmas leprechaun. What are you drinking there, a Zima?

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I thought the kitty was cute! Leave some dicks, will ya? https://i.imgur.com/8ga8zHK.jpg

replied on Awww · 8 years ago

Dance off contestant at the Blue Oyster.

on Adventures of THJ part 2 · 8 years ago

Original didn't have sound. Sorry. Didn't really seem necessary given her tits.

replied on Sophie Rundle · 8 years ago

Sorry Barret I don't like to be watched. Better find some else.

replied on Bad Santa · 8 years ago

Do you do the whole party or just the guest of honor?

replied on Meme Thread #38 - The Comeback · 8 years ago

Would loved to have helped.

on Bad Santa · 8 years ago

Not gay enough to be Bono.

Dude must have a tasty inheritance coming hes been bragging about.

on Lying Whore · 8 years ago

Damn UUoody! U scary!

replied on Meat Hammer · 8 years ago

Nice flambe.