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JordanSimms’s Comments

Soundtrack is from LA Beast

Hey UUoody, didn't know you starred in your own pornos.

Reminds me of the soundtrack to a 1970's educational film about the dangers of crossing a street.

on Streets of GHEY 2 · 8 years ago

Shamu thought he was the only one armed in that room I guess.

on Revolver Eatsalot · 8 years ago

* times.

replied on When You're That Lazy · 8 years ago

Fuck I type drunk. "said more than a few rimes", "they have three times the trucks leaving"

replied on When You're That Lazy · 8 years ago

Bro I law works for a United Van Lines franchiser and he had said more than Andrew times that they have the times the tricks leaving Cali that entering. It's like rats exiting a sinking ship.

replied on When You're That Lazy · 8 years ago

Just making sure the yeast is still alive as they'll be making bread later.

on When You're That Lazy · 8 years ago

Should have promised them free healthcare

on A Meme · 8 years ago

Eat that nigger pussy and you'lll get a mean ass tapeworm.

replied on Granny advice · 8 years ago

How many niggers does it take to eat a possum? Three. One to eat it and two to watch for cars.

Not eve I would touch that fugly cunt. https://i.imgur.com/spJy2Bg.jpg

on Bus wankers · 8 years ago

Sounded like a soft landing.

on Chutes and Splatters · 8 years ago

Should have used the sound technology I invested on.

Smell my finger

replied on Toke Then Poke · 8 years ago

*personidentifyingasafakevaginahattan

replied on Sex · 8 years ago

Your trying to convince us your dick was too big to fit. Just in case. Otherwise how would you know?

replied on Sex · 8 years ago

Yea. Sound.

replied on Seemed like a good idea · 8 years ago

Vanilla tgirl porn but I didn't want to waste it.

on Cum On her Tits · 8 years ago

Didn't know dudes got cellulite.

on Tuesday HOTTEST Tranny Off · 8 years ago

At least he's happy about it

on Dumbass Can't Shoot · 8 years ago