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Macheesemo’s Comments

I warned you , lad. I'm telling your mother as soon as she's done her duties and gets up off her knees.

Don't make me tell your mother.

The guy whose username is based on a teen drama called Finding Carter is trying to troll me now? Get your teen angst under control, lad.

They all think they're getting free cheese and MAGA hats.

6/10

There's always next time...

replied on TA-DAAA!!!! · 9 years ago

From the inside, 'cos y'see, it would be like putting a straw in a glass, or like putting your dick inside a size 13 rubber boot. Nothing with a smaller girth than a telephone pole who satisfy her.

So does every average sized dick that gets to bat the sides of it

If only more concert-goers had had guns...

replied on Nazi · 9 years ago

Goddamn it. I should have refreshed before commenting.

replied on Million $ Babies · 9 years ago

Welp, it would take quite a bit of time and a lot psychiatric analysis to properly tell the tale. Besides, there are some long-term vets here that could explain it a lot better/easier than I could.

replied on Million $ Babies · 9 years ago

Or do you just play Possum. :/

replied on Million $ Babies · 9 years ago

So... do you know Possum?

replied on Million $ Babies · 9 years ago

HOT

replied on Million $ Babies · 9 years ago

But again,I digest.

replied on Million $ Babies · 9 years ago

Not for trolling porpoises, I truly fucking hate that shit-bag, Trump. Don't take my hatred for him as being on the left because I would gladly take Pence as president. I fucking hate Trump's being, through and though. He's a piss-poor excuse for a human being.

replied on Million $ Babies · 9 years ago

Shhhh. Let's see if anyone else notices...

replied on Million $ Babies · 9 years ago

But I digest...

replied on Million $ Babies · 9 years ago

Also, he's the biggest arse-kissing, boot-licking, kowtowing faggot you'd ever have the displeasure of meeting on any site.

replied on Million $ Babies · 9 years ago

Two former/current straycrayons members. Skrillary is a run of the mill, sometimes amusing troll that uses politics as bait and autie is a spastic fuck-knuckle who pretends he's general Custer and talks about his (Custer's) wife, Libby, non-stop and he also has a shoe fetish and fancies himself a master troll but is nothing more than a lump of cancer on the site's anus.

replied on Million $ Babies · 9 years ago

Lol. Now that's funny right thar.

replied on Real Life 'It' · 9 years ago

skillary I can take, it's the spastic fuck-knuckle autie that turns a site to shite

replied on Million $ Babies · 9 years ago

I liked one comment in this thread. I'm not saying which one.

replied on Nazi · 9 years ago

I don't think you know what that word means.

Douche olympics