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Macheesemo’s Comments

You just outed yourself as zucko's first alting, low-level troll. Took me less than three comments. Please try again.

replied on Are those real, buddy? · 9 years ago

Trolling 101 for beginners.

replied on Are those real, buddy? · 9 years ago

Great. Another coward.

replied on Are those real, buddy? · 9 years ago

Which site did you crawl up from and what was your original username? And more importantly, was I the one who invited you here?

replied on Are those real, buddy? · 9 years ago

Crocs. Are not. Alligators. If you can't figure out why it's tagged meta then we all fail. Wait, no. You do.

replied on Are those real, buddy? · 9 years ago

Alligator shoes. Whunu outsmarts NO ONE.

replied on Are those real, buddy? · 9 years ago

I'd let her nibble my carrot, no problem.

replied on Jew-harpin' horse noise lady · 9 years ago

Most people prefer fuzzy slippers...

on Foot fuck · 9 years ago

*Non-fucks

replied on Scat scholar leaves message · 9 years ago

The boy got talent.

replied on Scat scholar leaves message · 9 years ago

That's what I get paid the big Zucko bucks for, T. ;)

replied on Scat scholar leaves message · 9 years ago

In my case and a few others who were/are regulars on muchcoSucko, we skipped noob status once it was confirmed we were who we were. For anyone else I think it's a matter of how long they've been a member, the post count and the like/dislikes attached to them, comment count and likes/stfus attached to them. Short version: I it's a points system. I'm not 100% sure that all those things factor in to it though... Bono would need to confirm/deny it for sure.

replied on Scat scholar leaves message · 9 years ago

Thanks, possum.

Nobody likes overcooked dark meat.

WHITE POWER!!!!!!!!!!

I'd take the one on the right after she got deloused and send the one on the left out for a beer run.

on Kobayashi Maru · 9 years ago

They say the first sign of intelligence is an attempt at communication...

on Scat scholar leaves message · 9 years ago

Lol. He instinctively reached back to cover his asshole. Not the first fight he's lost...

on Grandad Rocky Vs King Moth · 9 years ago

Wait... have you been bunking with Punky? That would explain the cardboard mat and piss smell...

And shame, don't forget the shame

Also, don't touch my Dr Scholls. I need mah gels.

I doubt you could even reach that high... I bet you need a parachute just to get off the bed in the morning. BOOM!

Depends, 'cos sometimes choosing an ensemble is frustrating in the mornings. :/

S'beautiful.

replied on Rescue attempt · 9 years ago