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CONTROLS

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Choose a trajectory for the cannon with your mouse. Click, Hold, and then release when the bar is at Max Power for your best shot.

While the poor turtle is in flight, you can click on him to shoot him with up to 3 rounds from whatever gun you have equipped.

W, A, S, D keys to move during flight.

After each round, you can use your earnings to buy better guns, cannons, and other upgrades to send that little motherfucker further than ever before!

on Toss The Turtle · 9 years ago

==VOLUME WARNING==

This game is great but janky as fuck, and you can't adjust volume.

All Controls are provided in-game.

Play a campaign against the CPU, or check out the local multi-player if you aren't a loser who has no friends and family.

on Territory War! · 9 years ago

CONTROLS

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Choose # of players. These are locally supported, meaning you and your family and sex slaves can take turns on the same machine.

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Click to drop ball on dark green starting area.

Your cursor is your club. Click to swing.

More distance from the ball means a more powerful swing.

on Mini Putt Golf · 9 years ago

Looks like someone needs-ah LINK!! HAHAHA! EAT MY ASS IN HELL!!!

replied on Chicken Tendies are my world. · 9 years ago

You haven't?

Did you get beaten by .. uh.. Ghandi?

LMAO 8)

replied on Chicken Tendies are my world. · 9 years ago

Sorry MD 8)

Punky's comment must be first.

replied on DOOM · 9 years ago

YOU MAY HAVE TO PRESS PLAY TWICE.

PRESS ENTER TO BRING UP THE MENU ON GAME START.

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Arrow keys to navigate menu. Space to click on menu.

Advanced in-game controls are under "Read This!"

on DOOM · 9 years ago

You FUCK!!! >8(

replied on Tony Hawk · 9 years ago

8)

replied on Big Tits and a Blowjob · 9 years ago

CONTROLS:

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Click and Drag to connect tiles. Other gameplay mechanics made obvious through leveling.

on Sum Links · 9 years ago

Controls:

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A,D - Left / Right

W - Jump

S - Crouch

Shift - Sprint

R - Reload

F - Flashlight

E - Activate

G - Give Weapon / Save Companion

Tab, B, I - Open inventory

C - Open Character Sheet

on The Last Stand: Union City · 9 years ago

Description:

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Survive the night fighting off zombies from your barricade. Survive longer than a day by making use of the daylight hours effectively by:

*Repairing your barricade

*Searching for weapons

*Looking for other survivors to help repair

*Search and Defend the barricade.

Features:

- 20 Days & Nights of Game play

-11 different weapons

-3500+ random zombie appearances

replied on The Last Stand · 9 years ago

Controls:

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- Use W,A,S,D to move.

- Mouse to aim & fire

- Space to switch weapons

- R to reload

- ESC to open options & pause

on The Last Stand · 9 years ago

WOW! Team Pus now has 19 points!

8)

replied on Interfacing with Punkybot · 9 years ago

WOW! Team Puke now has 19 points!

I haven't seen this much puke since this morning when I woke up!

replied on Borgba teaches us to recycle · 9 years ago

WOW HOLY FUCK SHITNIGGER! You just posted in Art & Music, and added to my database of LINKS!!! 8)

on King of Emo Rap since 2006 · 9 years ago

8)

replied on Daily Tits · 9 years ago

{8)

replied on Daily Tits · 9 years ago

Wow! A bonding moment worthy of a LINK! 8)

replied on Daily Tits · 9 years ago

WOW! Team Puke now has 18 points!

I haven't seen this much puke since this morning when I woke up!

replied on Nasty Bitches · 9 years ago

Hey! How about a link!

Oh, boy! Time for Punkytesting! 8)

on Daily Tits · 9 years ago

Link to full sized in case this came out sucking JAP NINERS!!!!

https://images.muchozucko.com/76174957389-1514816906299-394685punkprelim.png