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Rooster65’s Comments

If I wanted to see masturbating monkeys, I'd go to the zoo.

At least I don't let other men fuck mine.

replied on Ass Wednesday 1 · 7 years ago

I 2nd it.

on Ass Wednesday 1 · 7 years ago

Better than a wood chipper.

replied on Bacon bites back · 7 years ago

They are cannibals

replied on Bacon bites back · 7 years ago

Attempted murder if you ask me.

on Trucks Rule · 7 years ago

Nice reference

replied on Bacon bites back · 7 years ago

I'd respect these hillbilly nuptials a bit more if they used Natty Light.

Just the thought of dingle berries.

replied on Dollar shave club · 7 years ago

Guess that's how jelly doughnuts get filled.( dislike doughnuts)

on flavor injector · 7 years ago

Lived on the East Coast for most my life. Only pigs I seen were the fat ass whales that washed up from the city parking lots.

on Bacon bites back · 7 years ago

Nope.

on Dollar shave club · 7 years ago

Meh

on Ivanka Trump Dickplomacy · 7 years ago

At least he had a sharp Muslim Machete.

Never heard of it

on A Rare Scent · 7 years ago

I always thought the UK had a wierd cuisine. Now I know

on Human Stew · 7 years ago

Only for you

replied on 52 Pickup · 7 years ago

Barret, ya sounded like a Cricket cellular commercial.

replied on 52 Pickup · 7 years ago

Ah, just wanted to say,

Giggles

Is

The

Gay

replied on Crazy Lemon Meringue Pie Guy · 7 years ago

So, who bet Giggsy that he couldn't get a fence post up his ass?

What was the wager?

Did you collect?

Then your subs should throw ya under the jail.

replied on Little Tony Montana · 7 years ago

Agreed

replied on Little Tony Montana · 7 years ago

Carter? You ok?

on Underwater Facehugger · 7 years ago

At least it isn't me. This time.

Giggles wants to be the cameramen that was hit by frindly fire.

on Porn bloopers · 7 years ago