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TheDudeAbides’s Comments

Amorphous blob fucks amorphous blob, sounds like the nice front-desk lady at my office.

replied on For Gland · 8 years ago

This is really fucking nasty... bah gawd.

on For Gland · 8 years ago

You need to get your dick sucked.

replied on My back yard · 8 years ago

I trust him in general.

replied on Limbless girls deserve too · 8 years ago

Ha

replied on Giggles' cat · 8 years ago

Uh-huh. Lots of socialites in your circle?

replied on Limbless girls deserve too · 8 years ago

Dirk Nopisski.

replied on Above the Rim · 8 years ago

Of course it's Israel... I wonder if the franchises over there serve Kosher Latka Fries?

on McJebus · 8 years ago

@DrGiggles - a couple hundred years of colonialism that they will blame for their current societal problems, when really all that happened is now they get to kill each other with sharpened metal blades instead of sticks and rocks.

Something about the description just made me laugh. Because you're a big guy, and you hate people who exercise.

on Share The Road · 8 years ago

Calm down... you're both unimpressive.

replied on cute · 8 years ago

"Next week" is whenever he wakes up. It's Saturday going on Sunday.

replied on Sapphic Salvation · 8 years ago

This needs to be settled with a sumo match.

replied on I love tits · 8 years ago

You mean as in, walking by without saying anything like a bitch?

replied on Inappropriate behaviour · 8 years ago

It's not that Jim Carrey never did anything funny, it's that he abandons projects and they keep shitting out sequels without him. I think it's a testament to how his comedic energy saves stupid movies.

The Mask, Dumb and Dumberer, Evan Almighty, Ace Ventura...

replied on just like judge dredd · 8 years ago

Good.

replied on Bwaaha haaa haaaa haaa · 8 years ago

That thumbnail..

on Sexdoll Mix Tape 2 · 8 years ago

Legit lol'd.

replied on Sexdoll Mix Tape 2 · 8 years ago

Homosexual.

replied on Sexdoll Mix Tape 1 · 8 years ago

MD I actually agree. Mid-2000's edginess. And the lady's singing parts can't even be heard above the music unless you have headphones. Still catchy.

replied on The Mariner's Revenge · 8 years ago

:]

replied on The Mariner's Revenge · 8 years ago

Looks like Patrick from the Spongebob movie.

on Where Makodragon has been · 8 years ago

That has to be someone's pet... that fucking sucks.

on Decoy didn't work · 8 years ago

6.

replied on WOOD ON WOOD · 8 years ago

Hey Cock.

replied on Mucho Mad Lads - Mark Heffron · 8 years ago