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bamford’s Comments

i pwned someone but i dunno who.

replied on You're it · 9 years ago

Happy valentine's day glandy

replied on creampie · 9 years ago

this looked more painful than most. the pus was darker like it was mixed with blood. the skin was redder and kinda scaley. i bet this hurt like a sonnofabitch.

on creampie · 9 years ago

great... it got in the pool.

on creampie · 9 years ago

GOOD

replied on Speedy response ambulance service · 9 years ago

<h1>bamford for mod</h1>

replied on My Wife's Workout Video · 9 years ago

but she can catch a load in her snatch.

on Sexy Nudist Can't Dance! · 9 years ago

man this gif evolved

replied on Zuko challenge · 9 years ago

lol i just noticed Rooster has a giant dick next to his name

replied on Merry Christmas you Slags! · 9 years ago

what game is that?

replied on Plop · 9 years ago

and polyps.

replied on You're it · 9 years ago

the letters are made of dingleberries.

replied on You're it · 9 years ago

but he jus-

how can-

you didn-

SWEDE NIGGER!!!!!!

nice uuoodyjoke

replied on Pet Your Dog · 9 years ago

thanks for the capital letter

replied on This guy needs to buy a lottery ticket · 9 years ago

PRETTY GAY, HAAAAAAAAA

on Puker · 9 years ago

She's pretty at least

on Puker · 9 years ago

last

replied on Shit ass · 9 years ago

it's a justice boner.

replied on Speedy response ambulance service · 9 years ago

shit like this makes me sincerely happy. for every dumb eurobeaner that gets a rightful stomach full of gore horn, they kill a hundred cowdudes with spears and swords and gayness.

i hope he lived, and there was AIDS in the street, and he has AIDS. bovine AIDS.

good.

i wanted her to make me a daddy until i saw hairy nuts

then i wanted to be a mommy.

on Rhian touches herself · 9 years ago

meh

on Ball is Life · 9 years ago

in fact, lets just take one away

replied on Welcome... to Jurassic Zucko #3 · 9 years ago