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glandmilker’s Comments

I'll take the white one with a 50hp Mercury

more unskilled talent

on Its Party Time! · 8 years ago

couldn't get a UL listing due to wet location

on Ta-Daa!! · 8 years ago

She probably freaks out if you double dip a chip

on Shit Facial · 8 years ago

The smell must be horrific

on Meanwhile, In Sweden... · 8 years ago

Great in the sack, a plastic sack at the bottom of the lake

on What the Nigger? · 8 years ago

I guess if you have a fat ass you think your worth something

on Happy Meal Tantrum · 8 years ago

Thanks for the wink Perv

replied on Let me see some Occasional Titties! · 8 years ago

Not poop

on Shit booty call · 8 years ago

A moment to reflect upon

on Born Free! · 8 years ago

According to women, we shouldn't look at their tits, so for this one its either looking at her eyes or her toes

1/4 cup warm water. 1 Tablespoon yeast. 1/2 teaspoon sugar. 1/2 cup fresh Jiz. 1/4 cup butter. 1/4 cup sugar. 1/2 teaspoon salt. 1 egg.

on Baking Porn| · 8 years ago

I guess her shoving that whip up his ass won't go over to well either

on Best reality show ever · 8 years ago

Now she can experience a dogs protein fart

speed shitting ,its a thing

on Sniper's bathroom · 8 years ago

Danniella Westbrook is an English actress and reality television personality. She played Samantha Mitchell in the BBC soap opera EastEnders in 1990–1993, 1995–1996, 1999–2000, 2009–2010 and 2016.

on Coke Addiction · 8 years ago

chewing gum is probably a bad idea

on Skin Donor · 8 years ago

A man brandished a chainsaw as he burst through the door of his neighbor's house after a row among those who live on the street descended into chaos.Shocking video captured by mum Jess Appleby, 28, shows the blood-curdling moment Stewart Palmer tries to burst into her house through a side door wielding the nightmarish weapon.Her partner Dean Brown claims only his last-minute heroics saved her and her young son Archie from a grisly fate.Dean said: "It shook me up for a while because he nearly got in the kitchen."If I hadn't have kicked him and shut the door he would have cut us all up with that chainsaw. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-brandishes-chainsaw-mum-street-13170059

replied on Chav Wars · 8 years ago

Susan, Susan Sooey

on She's still got it... · 8 years ago

It's not soup

You would be life angry too if that was your wife

You cant tell, or you won't tell

on Smooth FM · 8 years ago

A black man wont pass up the chance of having to hold her back and getting a titty grope too

replied on Vagina Life Support System Road Rages · 8 years ago

Authorities said the suspect, identified as 20-year-old Mariana Silver of Northeast DC, was arrested Friday evening. She has been charged with assault with a dangerous weapon, according to officials.