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glandmilker’s Comments

Isn't this supposed to include fisting

on Straight Arm It · 8 years ago

look at all the poor children and mothers

I dont get all touchy-feely with anything under 90F

replied on Nut milk · 8 years ago

They were cheerleaders, pranced around with drumsticks up their ass

replied on Big Bird · 8 years ago

Makes it easier to find them in the dark but it also attracts Muslims

on Mission Shitpossible · 8 years ago

She'll overdose at my house

on Dirty Breather · 8 years ago

I want to see them hanging out a car window at 65MPH

on occasional tits · 8 years ago

she won't if its tucked up her ass

on Science Fair · 8 years ago

screw it ,you should have seen it

replied on 1.5 Armed Bandit · 8 years ago

one of these days,POW

on Toro · 8 years ago

how else will his friends see it

replied on Fun with poop · 8 years ago

Has to be the women's room

on Fun with poop · 8 years ago

The piss she's drinking isn't going to have enough electrolytes to replenish the fluids she losing, calling fake

safest way to fuck a cat

on Vietnamese Burrito · 8 years ago

Amazon will sell anything

on Fun with poop · 8 years ago

The porn industry should be awarded for employing the handicapped

Dry hump

on Getting Air · 8 years ago

I like a milder tasting cheese

on FLASH! AAAHAAAAAAA · 8 years ago

Adorable

on Busnigger · 8 years ago

testicular stones, like kidney stones but star-shaped

on Screaming charisma · 8 years ago

Might be teachers at a pre-school in Chicago, first day back jitters

on Brutality award? · 8 years ago

cancels each other out so I saved my finger from tapping the mouse I am cutting back on wasted movement

replied on They grow up so fast at this age. · 8 years ago

upvote for occasional tits, downvote for ruining it

The night you go to bed after spraying you should put a plastic bag over your head

replied on Not Meme Thread of The Week · 8 years ago