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glandmilker’s Comments

I would fuck her with Giggles dick ,even if I have to stick through this guy to get there

Giggles and I are finished after the lost bottle incident

replied on Bono and some sexy dance moves · 8 years ago

put it in a food dehydrator then make a necklace

what are the white specks fungus, yeast, tiny exploding zits, either way, it tasted fine

Just wait until he sneezes

on Castfag · 8 years ago

Mix it in with the placenta soup

I have to do math to figure out how old He was,I dont know how old I am

replied on The crash of all crashes · 8 years ago

Stand your ground

replied on The crash of all crashes · 8 years ago

Use the donated money to wipe up all the shit your dealing out

Oh its the crash of all crashes bucko, some idiot gave it the wrong story

replied on The crash of all crashes · 8 years ago

My brain has some major malfunctions , kind of scary what I may be like in another 20 years,I dont want to end up like Barret ,lost in a land of ladyboys and fishheads

replied on The crash of all crashes · 8 years ago

I live in the correct country where we date events the way they should be

replied on The crash of all crashes · 8 years ago

Wrong story,I will abuse my cock today in shame

on The crash of all crashes · 8 years ago

Need to drill a dozen holes through it so you can vigorously scratch him with a pointy clothes hanger

on Castfag · 8 years ago

Those look like they used medical grade bungee cords to secure him

replied on Castfag · 8 years ago

can you take a picture of the ladyboy your with

replied on Welcome To Thailand · 8 years ago

uploaded the one without sound, I had it set to Detroit rock city

He should spin like a ballerina before each cut

on Knife Douche · 8 years ago

another 25 pounds off and it will be beautiful , plus the coffin will be easier to chuck in a hole

on One of y'alls friday night · 8 years ago

:32 he shit

on Maximum Effort · 8 years ago

They give huge blood blisters if they pinch you

on Playing with Trains... · 8 years ago

This brings a tear to my eye one of the few times she fed me,other than using the cage and the hamster bottle

on A Young Glandmilker · 8 years ago

paid by the brick or floor

on Dumber · 8 years ago

sitting with a taser for when he wakes up

replied on Ironfag · 8 years ago

If your feeling old you can get into the baby diaper fetish, but you have to start before your incontinent

replied on Happy International Women's Day #2 · 8 years ago