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glandmilker’s Comments

probably soup now, being puked upon a businessman

replied on One Ugly Mothafucka · 8 years ago

Can you join in late, and would you have to start on top or crawl in

on Twister · 8 years ago

This is a terrible way to treat your mother

on The MD Special · 8 years ago

5 gallon bladder

Nice

on Miranduh · 8 years ago

treadmill accident knows how to be quiet, this fucker is honking like a goose

on MEDIC ! · 8 years ago

derp

on Teenage Mutant Ninja Python · 8 years ago

saved dessert for last

replied on My wittle praying mantis · 8 years ago

why haven't you uploaded your cock eating mantis videos

replied on Hornet V Mantis · 8 years ago

the plastic is nice to save his juices

disappointed no sea urchin fluids spilled out dissolving his face

replied on Giant Nipple Holes · 8 years ago

Its a learning tool

on Spongebob gets some head · 8 years ago

Beats her then throat fucks her and dismembers for hiding, sound like Barrets weekend

on Hornet V Mantis · 8 years ago

it's no wonder he wrecked he didnt have his eye on the road

on MEDIC ! · 8 years ago

only thing I could do at that age was get high and fall down

on cool man · 8 years ago

you just want to be the bottle

replied on Mistress Sounding Feminized Gimp Slave · 8 years ago

and she has a hairless chihuahua

I hope his naked ass is sticking out the back

on Barret the tea leaf · 8 years ago

hope its quality stainless and not lead ,lead poisoning might make him do something crazy

come to the light

on Maggot Cheese · 8 years ago

which do you like better getting the creampie or eating it

replied on Deluxe Uber · 8 years ago

Germans sound sexy even if they're just telling you a cake recipe

replied on Sounding, and lightly Zapped · 8 years ago

but dildoes up the ass are hunky dory

replied on Sounding, and lightly Zapped · 8 years ago

your saying there's not one member here you trust enough to shove a wooden rod into your bladder

replied on Sounding, and lightly Zapped · 8 years ago

sucking dick on camera is a joke bro