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glandmilker’s Comments

don't annoy the lion with the swinging balls

That's a 6ft woman dwarfed by this Texas boar

on Fatty and her Midget · 8 years ago

78% female drivers that can't see over the steering wheel

replied on You cant run in flip flops · 8 years ago

if you took his blood pressure the cuff would pop and fizzle out like a cartoon balloon

I think its the guy that protests by abortion clinics or plan parenthood there's at least one more vid

20 years later she still gets that greeting time at the bar

replied on Science! · 8 years ago

I guess kid slaughter

replied on You cant run in flip flops · 8 years ago

this is a homicide not a crash

replied on You cant run in flip flops · 8 years ago

I would never be able to make eye contact with my dog if I did this, he was male

on Brought to you by Glandex · 8 years ago

Only one insert so no ,if you were doing it to Giggles then climax would be achieved then yes

replied on Brought to you by Glandex · 8 years ago

Didnt want anyone to miss this opportunity of public shaming

replied on Brought to you by Glandex · 8 years ago

I have no shame for self-suckers lonely people they are, sadly I have a penis like a turtles head

replied on Brought to you by Glandex · 8 years ago

I have yet to stick a finger in an animals lower regions , against it no

replied on Brought to you by Glandex · 8 years ago

cleanest parking lot I've seen , except for the stain

clearly, no one has read the above post or I would have like 69 likes

replied on Sloth Fetus · 8 years ago

what happens when the dog shits in the doorway

on Bob Oblong · 8 years ago

big thighs of a speedskater ,I want the fear of getting my neck snapped,when she gets off

replied on Fred Heavy Breathing · 8 years ago

bet he's on a hoverboard

on Streamer almost gets got · 8 years ago

Jolt Mini Stun Gun with 46 million volts is needed to subdue this banshee

Has one white chair and table for furniture and a bondage room

you must have been ahead of me in line,I gave up waiting after 2 days

replied on Pants were Shit · 8 years ago

they had us stand against a wall , back when snow was titty deep

on Science! · 8 years ago

you can rape all you want as long as you like an audience

replied on no one see · 8 years ago