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glandmilker’s Comments

This is why pits attack,and for good reason

on He dreams of weenie · 7 years ago

The best part is when they threw the phone into the the tornado

on Clobbering Time · 7 years ago

Its going to turn the other fabrics pink

on Only women bleed · 7 years ago

Not a good place to practice climbing over walls

I thought you put a dead fish in each planting hole

on Hurry Up And Buy · 7 years ago

Thank god its not Amtrak it would derail hitting that bird

upvote because you probably have a hangover right now

on When you're so fat · 7 years ago

endangered Rhino?

Is this the brown note Myth Busters did a show on

on Asinine hijinks · 7 years ago

I want to see him eat peas with a spoon

on Giggles Jr · 7 years ago

Best room service ever

on The party is wherever I am · 7 years ago

The deluxe wedding package

on Shit hole portable music · 7 years ago

So its like moving a lump around in a long balloon

on Adult circumcision · 7 years ago

:24 I think its a rip in his upper right thigh

replied on TAINT NOTHIN · 7 years ago

Sex change by fence post

replied on TAINT NOTHIN · 7 years ago

that's why he should have dated a fat white girl

on Pussy · 7 years ago

It shouldn't be hard to smuggle a few out at the end of the day

on Toy Factory Tour · 7 years ago

Need to use a cadaver, worms like it cool

on Handy on a fishing trip · 7 years ago

why more hair on the tailbone? must be sandy there

on Super Hemorrhoid · 7 years ago

I said dont show my face fucking this whale

replied on Navel battle · 7 years ago

this makes me giddy thinking of the next person to open those doors

Its good to see a mother and son enjoying the same things

on Flirting with her navel · 7 years ago