makodragon’s Comments

but at least you're not me, I guess

Yeah, your personality is kinda already that of a 9 month mature turd

Cheers bro. And I'm a fatling too.

Careful punkyFAGGOT

da fuck kind of reply is that?

That's a tobacco stain mate. That's rollups for ya.

I can fuck her right now if I wanted to. Could even live stream that shit lol

I'm sniffing my finger for dramatic effect, but to be honest, I didn't fuck her last night

squared? And yeah, It's T as Clubber Lang in Rocky 3. And that's my bitch in the bed in the background.

hahahah

don't care, had sex

My current bitch is a proper honey mate.

https://i.imgur.com/0N0QhPW.jpg

I would believe it if I were told that you were somehow conceived via anal sex

lol... stfu you mug

How fat is a whales tit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kzpHzUJCd4

Big up to da Margate Massive.

I don't know why I just dissed Margate itself. Sorry Margate.

I say he's the biggest fucking mug in that cunthole margate.

Me De Oak Or

I can manage 5 minutes, no longer.

Awesome physics. The same physics my cock was suffering from.

https://i.imgur.com/a5lPvd3.jpg

*Macaulay

I should really spend more time not shit-writing my own jokes.

I prefer to use McAuley Caulking

SECOND

but dude... Falang sentences in Thailand...