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severum’s Comments

Acting class, fake news.

on No Pomegranates · 7 years ago

* severum looks at friegigs rep

Ed Gein wasn't a serial killer, fucking idiots.

on Handywork · 7 years ago

"Is this really happening, is that really happening"

Shut the fuck up!!!!!

on Pure genius · 7 years ago

He forgot to sweep and mop the walls.

This is what he was trying to say...

I once had a kitty who had stripes in her fur. I could pet her and brush her, and boy could she purr.

She was a mighty hunter, and she was not shy. She'd seek out the bugs, especially the flies.

Oh, you mischievous little kitty, with your face in the can. That fly you are chasing is now on the stand.

That nasty old bug thinks he's smart and witty. But he's never tangled with my little kitty.

He thinks he's outsmart her, that clever old bug. She'll curl up and wait there on that big fluffy rug.

My clever little kitty, oh no, she's no dope. She'll sit back and wait. She'll show him the ropes.

She curled up and waited, like a clever old spy. Then she jumped up and pounced on that taunting old fly.

So the moral of the story, if you are a fly, don't mess with my kitty, or you will soon die.

on Giggles Jr · 7 years ago

I prefer these ones.

http://i.imgur.com/WIIqsBp.jpg

on Sucking Nigger Toes · 7 years ago

Oster, I've done the same to my chin. : (

That only takes one time to learn to anticipate that accident. Fuck that.

Giggles, 720 of anything is impossible on flat ground or off a ledge, you ignorant old fat fucking brit.

replied on TAINT NOTHIN · 7 years ago

Thanks for reminding me to go check out what I've missed on BG.

on Always plan an escape route · 7 years ago

Goodbye, friend.

I like boobs.

"41.5 people have died skiing/snowboarding per year on average. "

You can't manage to find one?

replied on TAINT NOTHIN · 7 years ago

Did your face hit the pavement or did a foot slip on the land causing the board to pressure flip into your lip?

replied on TAINT NOTHIN · 7 years ago

Q

replied on Cat Fight · 7 years ago

Fuck your iPhone, bitch!!!!!

on Hipster Punching Bag · 7 years ago

He only landed one.

replied on Hipster Punching Bag · 7 years ago

O

replied on Cat Fight · 7 years ago

O

replied on Cat Fight · 7 years ago

O

replied on Cat Fight · 7 years ago

Oster's my dawg!

replied on Cat Fight · 7 years ago

Ummmhhh... Ok.

That comment confirms you don't have a dead child.