truckerhatjones’s Comments

the murderer in that episode of law and order was the cop from another division

i am medically obese but i have the spirit of a beautiful person and that's what counts

see? i'm losing weight

well i went out drinking last night and pissed a lot, so probably like 234 now

imagine someone as heavy as donald trump, but 4 inches shorter

i am a svelt 238 pounds

Those were crabs

i like CB's 10 paragraph insults

object to tags

to shut the fuck up and make me an omelette

lol, america is so dominant

do UK keyboards have a dollar sign?

my names chris not scott

also i think it's time for a BMH self pic

giggles, your compliance is not a factor

and so is he ;)

lol ... chivalry

*like*

at a certain point, it enhances the shittiness

Inconclusive, the others may be licked clean

She's into it

negasaurus

i was going to try to come up with a dinosaur or pokemon name but i just couldn't

black bitch

don't piggy back on my successful comedy you shit schtick