The original double beer challenge, by Bono

Years ago, as a goofy-looking buck toothed 20 year old edgelord, I posted the first User Challenge on ye olde Mucho website. No one ever beat me. Thus, I earned the user title: The Master of The Games. Please note that the rules have evolved with time, and under current guidelines, the cuts in the video would have DQ'd me.

Mucho User Bono
by Bono
Submitted on Aug 17, 2017User Challenges
Points: 26
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Tags:userchallengeuser challengebonodrink2 beer challengedo it faggots· 59 comments

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  • Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    Sounds kinda fun actually.

    If only I weren't a talentless drain on society...

    Like1STFU0#452
  • Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    That description is so wildly inaccurate, misleading, and untruthful that i logged in just to point it out.

    If you losers beg me, i might tell you the real story...if i feel like it.

    Remember, the truth starts with tr.

    Like1STFU3#454
    Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    how many entire days worth of farts have you huffed?...i know its over 40

    Like5STFU0#102814
    Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    also...have you ever really tried not being an utter sack of shit on any forum of which you are a member?

    Like2STFU0#102816
  • Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Impressive. I have a friend who might be able to challenge you. Not only can he down pints like you, but the man drank a pint of vodka just as quickly once. I tried to follow him in his achievement, only to partially throw up into the glass. I still drank later it though.

    Like2STFU0#461
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    PS. Of course, he almost immediately went outside and chucked up the vodka, but he got it all down.

    Like0STFU0#102825
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Zeke did a fifth of Jack Daniels in under one minute and kept it down

    Like0STFU0#103015
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Earned him the old title: The Iron Liver

    Like0STFU0#103016
  • Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    "Original"

    After I did the first one, you meant?

    Like0STFU0#717
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    If you can even call that shitty, silent movie an attempt.

    Yak had the idea originally, we posted ours the same day and mine blew yours out of the water.

    Besides, user challenges wouldn't have existed anyway without my hypercheeks being able to put down 30+ pizza rolls.

    Like0STFU0#103753
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    TR stands for torn rectrum because I just owned you

    Like2STFU0#103754
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    Not quite the way it happened, but just like we would pretend original classic yak was right, we can pretend you are right now, too, right?

    It looks like the peepul will have to wait for "muchoinsider" to get the real truth.

    Like1STFU2#103755
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    There is no pretending. Yak talked about the challenge plenty before it happened, and we posted ours the same day.

    Mine was objectively of higher quality.

    But cling to whatever "truth" you need to make it through another day at the autism factory.

    Like1STFU0#103756
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    Again, not quite the way it happened...what with me doing 1 beer first and all

    Like0STFU2#103757
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    We won't even go into the suspicious cut in your video where the beer could have been replaced with water.

    Like0STFU2#103758
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Yes, brown fizzy water

    Like0STFU0#103759
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Do you wanna bring it back? Do you have a camera and some cans? Let's throw down bitch.

    Like0STFU0#103760
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    I would consider a contest in person.

    Like0STFU0#103761
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    Brown fizzy water should be a Pepsi advertisement.

    Like0STFU0#103762
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    That's a fancy way of saying you can't or won't participate again.

    Like0STFU0#103763
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Don't reply with any more pedantic autism because I'm not having it. You'll be talking to yourself.

    Like1STFU0#103764
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    Why even take the chance on trickery?

    Like0STFU0#103765
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Well obviously we'd set up ground rules.

    e.g. no camera cuts, pour into clear glasses, alcohol must be a certain % by volume...

    Like0STFU0#103766
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    Not much to see in your po' dunk town, though....

    Like0STFU0#103768
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    Yeah, see I already have a video with no camera cuts.

    Like0STFU0#103769
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    And no clear containers. See how that works fucktard?

    One more chance.

    Like0STFU0#103770
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    What color were my glasses?

    I haven't watched it in awhile.

    Like0STFU0#103771
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Your glasses were beer-can colored. Is this convo going anywhere or are you just wasting everyone's time again?

    Like0STFU0#103772
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    They are clear pint glasses. I am looking at both videos now.

    If you recall, I knocked back 2 landsharks and then 2 San adams octoberfest.

    Like0STFU1#103773
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    They are beer cans.

    You need to cool off with the shtick. Create any alts while you're gone and they're deleted immediately.

    Like0STFU0#103774
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    for a couple days anyhow. he didn't used to be this retarded.

    Like0STFU0#103776
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I used to be hopeful for a change but now I just want him to go away for awhile.

    Like0STFU0#103777
    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    RIP TR

    I don't think I ever talked to you

    And I thank my god every day

    Like2STFU0#103779
    Mucho User truckerhatjonesVet

    truckerhatjonesthe Golden

    man like i said before i dont get the whole old users vs new users thing, but every time i saw TR its like he wasnt responding to what was beign said

    Like0STFU0#103787
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    what i'm saying is he had no personality

    Like0STFU0#103793
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    everything is a fucking chore with him

    Like0STFU0#103794
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    he wasn't going to change, and the autism was gonna get worse. truckboy is right about TR not being all there.

    Like0STFU0#103795
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Still couldn't stomach reading that shit.

    Like0STFU0#115230
  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    ugh, just did a dry run for a new beer challenge with 3 beers. I was going at about 85% max power.

    I did the first 2 beers in around 12 seconds. Did most of the 3rd by 24 seconds.

    I need practice.

    Like0STFU0#1148
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Don't even feel close to puking though. Just full.

    * Bono sets sights on 6 in 60.

    Like0STFU0#104551
  • Mucho User Steve79Noob

    Steve79

    I particularly love all of the, what I expect are medals for participation.

    Like0STFU0#1453
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    fuck you bitch most of those are first place

    Like0STFU0#104986