Bear Grylls drinks from a fountain of fresh reindeer blood

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by Bono
Submitted on Sep 22, 2017WTF
Points: 11


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  • Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    fuck the heart. Get some venison steaks on some coals....

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    Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    A little redcurrant jus, some game chips, you got an awesome meal.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    the fuck is redcurrant?

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    Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    Its a current, defined by its red like colour.

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  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    are you fucking with us

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I remember my first trip to McDonalds. The chocolate milkshake tasted so much better then. Reminded me of drinking melted ice-cream.

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    Mucho User Rooster65Vet

    Rooster65<img src="/images/holidays/dick.png">

    Nope.. was 13yrs old. 1978.. parents were allowed to rear their children as they saw fit back then.. parents don't exist anymore. Is the public school systems that rear our children.. needs to stop

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    I had to eat the heart of the first tuna I caught.

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    is that all you think about? Penis and bottom shelf vodka.

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    200 feet away, me and the rest of the elementary school class were having the standard school trip.

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    That's what they get for shitting outside my bedroom window, by the hundreds.

    Smells like blueberry soup.

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