Jaywalker

A satire of how police handle real life situations.


Submitted on Oct 1, 2017Funny
Points: 12


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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Never knew whunu was black lives mater friendly. Surprising.

    Like0STFU0#11623
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Hey Barret, remember how your Bono level was like 53%?

    What is it now? Just curious

    Like0STFU0#122437
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    The Bono trust level? I can't believe it was ever that high. Gonna need references. I mean, I dunno if its that high now. This requires complicated math.

    Processing...

    Like0STFU0#122438
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Darn, I was expecting to see like... 85-90

    Like0STFU0#122439
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    For perspective, don't think anyone is 53 at the moment.

    Like0STFU0#122441
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Oh come on, you like MD twice as much as anyone

    Like0STFU0#122443
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    You're doing a FINE job handling the various challenging situations that running a mucho site presents. I trust you pretty much 95% when it comes to stuff like handling emails and privacy discretely.

    Like0STFU0#122445
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Even trust you to handle the weekly dragon ball, i stopped torrenting that shit now.

    Like0STFU0#122446
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Good... now I can just wait a few more weeks before pulling the trigger

    Like0STFU1#122447
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I mean

    Uh

    HAHAHA DRAGON BALL HAHAHA

    Like0STFU0#122448
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Aye I forgot all about that user passwords plan of yours. Good job.

    Like0STFU0#122449
    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    charge us 99 cents to access or whatever, just don't fuck things up

    Like0STFU0#122450
    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    i never knew there was as perfect a genre as freak porn.

    Like1STFU0#122451
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Bono trust levels when it comes to social things like arguments is exactly 50/50. You're always pretty funny, or annoying, depending on which side you're on. The correct strategy is to simply flee when the latter happens.

    Like1STFU0#122453