Sweeetness overdose

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Submitted on Oct 12, 2017Happy
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  • Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I tried to befriend a housefly last night. That's how drunk I was. And how lonely I am.

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    Mucho User MacheesemoZucker

    Macheesemo

    Houseflies are assholes. Get yourself a dove, mang. Free hugs all night long!

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  • Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    IF you press its belly, does its peepee pop out ?

    Like0STFU0#5055
  • Mucho User CigarmannVet

    Cigarmann

    I guarantee that Dove dies in that dude's rectum.......

    Like3STFU0#5062
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Kept expecting him to crush it with his hand. Guess I'm happy about the ending.

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  • Mucho User Mick420Zucker

    Mick420

    im not gunna read all the posts, so if this is a repost, go fuck urself......i was waitin for the handplant squishkebab.....this is mucho not facebook , ban the distributor of such a waste of my time...

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    Mucho User Mick420Zucker

    Mick420

    happy???? does this video make you happy???? u can sip my cum shirtlifter...

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    Mucho User Mick420Zucker

    Mick420

    dont piss in my pocket... mental case compliments will get you everywhere.....i think i love you mako...

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I thought it was premature to say this, but I love you too, Mick

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    Mucho User Mick420Zucker

    Mick420

    mate, if u can cook eggs and your lips are soft, we may have a plan....

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    Mucho User Mick420Zucker

    Mick420

    if i close my eyes mako can be jennifer anniston , samantha fox, my first stillborn, meg from family guy...you are mine mako, big kiss emoji,

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    yeah bro, you're English. Nice to have you here geeza!

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    Mucho User Mick420Zucker

    Mick420

    i have ony one question mymako bitch...do you listen to slayer?can you squrt shit from your pisshole? do you follow the official version of 9/11? if bees die how will the round earth die, yet flat earth can flat out survive.....and why does seeds taste better when i eat them raw rather that picking them out of my fresh turds?

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I prefer Pantera and Metallica, but I like 'Raining Blood' of course my brother.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    bahahahahaahahah tonight has been fucking spectacular

    Like0STFU0#144683
    Mucho User Mick420Zucker

    Mick420

    hey truc, my full name is mick666, you dislexic fck, but your mom was too drunk too teach you ur abc's , 123's dont fuck ur sister, and if daddy says spread them whilst he is holding a cricket bat(big baseball bat for you american fcknuckles), you best suck dads cock or redefine your anus,,,.. but, your mums a cunt for not havin ur back.....but i will never judge you...i think i love you too..big hairy ball in a pool of beer emoji..

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  • Mucho User Mick420Zucker

    Mick420

    i think this is perfectly structured for my 2.737 inch wtc7 droppin , womb tearin monster....

    Like1STFU2#23168