Don't fuck with my doxie

Well armed minature dachshund


Submitted on Nov 9, 2017Cute
Points: 15

Don't fuck with my doxie
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  • Mucho User FredGspotSanfordVet

    FredGspotSanford

    That's his way of showing you he's tired of the peanut butter on the pp trick

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    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    Science time!

    Chocolate being like poison to dogs is kind of a myth. Dogs have a really hard time metabolizing a little sumpin sumpin called Theobromine, which is only found in dark chocolate. And it would take quite a bit to really fuck your dog up.

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    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    So the Nutella game is fine.

    I mean, it isnt fine... but at least its not an immediate threat to anyone and their health.

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    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    Anywho

    * CartersBird waits for Whunu to make up a background that makes him qualified to correct me in some way

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I used the power of Google... Carter is mostly right

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theobromine_poisoning

    Dark chocolate can be super dangerous but...

    For Milk Chocolate it would take approximately 3.5 ounces (more than 2 regular Hershey’s Milk Chocolate Bars) to cause symptoms of toxicity in a 10-pound dog.

    For White Chocolate, to poison that same dog, it would take.... 47 pounds of chocolate.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Except that the darker the chocolate, the better it is for human consumption. Also, Black people should be proud to be black and not feel inferior to those half-caste negroes.

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    Mucho User truckerhatjonesVet

    truckerhatjonesthe Golden

    there was a monster that had to eat niggers to survive, white meat made it sick. the key to the boss fight is throwing white people into it

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