CartersBird
By my records... exactly 59 seconds and that is including the long ass cigarette drag.
If thats real 80 proof tequila this is almost inhuman you fucking freak.
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By my records... exactly 59 seconds and that is including the long ass cigarette drag.
If thats real 80 proof tequila this is almost inhuman you fucking freak.
It's 38% vol, not sure what proof that is. Damn, it took longer than I thought!
Most tequila and room is 40% abv.
Still impressive if even you were using the Bud Lite Lime version of liquor.
I can get 40% rum but not tequila. I'lll do it again if I have to. Was fun!
Still feeling pretty good! It took me like 2 hours to upload it. I didn't need to drink a thing since then to stay on a nice level of drunkenness.
My stomach churned once I drank it though. I backed the Irn Bru to dilute it in my stomach afterwards.
The Casadores in my freezer is 40 proof, only one I buy and shooters are always ice cold with limes from my trees.
It took a couple of hours to do, and I have to take my wife to stupid Disneyland tomorrow on my day off so she can see the Chrismas bullshit that starts tomorrow.
what were you going to chase it with? it looks like cream soda
You look a little less girlie then I thought you were.
Cheers mate, you cheeky wanker!
;)
Know I can do ten 100 proof schnapps in 60 easy.
All right!Let the reaming begin.
I make promises I can't keep when I'm drinking. I could do it. But it's probably be in a coma.
* Whunu it's ashamed and looks at the ground as he kicks at rocks
C'mon whunu, don't let us down bro. Just use a lesser proof booze. Show us how it's done.
I am so sorry to MD first and formost. However my life consists of so much more.
I barely have time to take care of the small shit that's really the big shit.
i support a woonoo ban until he shows us his pecker or does the challenge
watch, now woonoo will promise to make me stfu
then 8 hours from now he's gonna admit he was drunk and won't do shit
* truckerhatjones touches dicks with Oster
thats the first!!!
thats what im sayin bro
do something when you say yer gonna do it
man... all the top discussed have like 4 comments and then this one has a hundred
that can only mean one thing
THE PEOPLE CANT GET ENOUGH MAKODRAGON
I think it's because Bono plans to better my attempt tonight. So my achievement will be short lived.
it's 8:39 am. But yeah, he said tonight in chat. When he told me I decided I would do the challenge myself that night.
but then again i'm mostly a beer guy
why drink 5 or 6 balls of fire when you can sip on shit-flavored soda all day
@oster regarding chat
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Relations_between_Nazi_Germany_and_the_Arab_world
That is the most shitty Ass Tequila a trailer park person can buy.. you deserve to puke.
Did you ever think that maybe not living next door to Mexico poses export problems?
Furthermore, I'm glad there're better ones out there, because I gotta admit, it tasted like shit, and it was expensive as fuck.
If it isn't Don Julio 1942, it is, as the kids would call it, "pleb-tier."
Of course, the most exclusive would have to be Asombroso. They have a Super Premium Diamond Club (which I only know about from perusing the packaging at the warehouse). It is restricted to customers who have purchased the ultra super permium tequila.
On a related note, I feel like I should have bought the frank sinatra jack daniels, not because i especially like jack, but because it came with a sealed invitation. To what, I don't know. It also came with a book about sinatra and his love of jack.
Speaking of user challenges, remember when I asked if doing 6 cheap thai whiskey (samsung) shots would be impressive?
Well, a few days later, I decided to warm up and test the waters by doing 10 shots, but it was spread out of several hours. The results :
- I have never been that drunk before in my life, except for that one time i blacked out on Jack Daniels, but that night I still didn't puke much.
- I puked for the first time in Thailand after hanging in bars for 4 months.
- Have never puked so much in my life, usually its just 2-3 pukes and I'm finished. This time i was puking for an hour straight. Every time I tried to lay down, the continent started spinning and shaking my body, and I was back puking in the sink in about 30 seconds.
- Now every time I try even one shot, I feel like puking, and it feels like my insides are melting. Like I damaged my stomach lining or something, fuck if I know, I'm a sewer dweller not a doctor. Every time someone offers me a shot of Thai whiskey, I gaze at them in horror and unpolitely decline.
- I had some shots of sambucca today, it tasted like creamy milk by comparison.
- The bathroom still smells kind of funky, even though I've cleaned thoroughly. And I mean more funky then the usual, every Thai bathroom smells funky.
- Never doing that again, until next time.
I didn't even ban Woonoo, I just inserted some code that redirects him to random pages any time he tries to respond...
The only pages that will work for him are his own profile and:
Oh right, is it that old thing where they put a bunch of strong modern women on an island, next to a male island, and then the women predictably fail spectacularly, can't do shit right, so they have to put half the women on the male island, and half the males on the female island, then the females on the male island doesn't do shit and only mooches off their resources, and the males on the female island have to do all the work from scratch again.
I never watched that...
I TAKE WHAT I WANT, AND AFTER I BEAT LEX LUGER AND THE GIANT, I WANT THE GOLD SUCKA! MAKODRAGON, I'M COMIN' FOR YOU NIGGA!
You should shove that bornt while mom was standing up beef horn up your ass or maybe in your eye sockets
Probably cause you're as retarded as him, pay attention to keep up fucktard
Time it faggots!