6 Shots in 60 Seconds

Time it faggots!


Submitted on Nov 9, 2017User Challenges
Points: 28


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  • Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    By my records... exactly 59 seconds and that is including the long ass cigarette drag.

    If thats real 80 proof tequila this is almost inhuman you fucking freak.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    It's 38% vol, not sure what proof that is. Damn, it took longer than I thought!

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Just looked it up and it's roughly 80% proof. So there ya go.

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    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    Most tequila and room is 40% abv.

    Still impressive if even you were using the Bud Lite Lime version of liquor.

    Like0STFU0#112173
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I can get 40% rum but not tequila. I'lll do it again if I have to. Was fun!

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    well no not disqualified.

    we'll call you the interim champion. If someone does it with true 40% I will have to award them the title.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    are you feeling it very much?

    Like0STFU0#112179
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Still feeling pretty good! It took me like 2 hours to upload it. I didn't need to drink a thing since then to stay on a nice level of drunkenness.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    My stomach churned once I drank it though. I backed the Irn Bru to dilute it in my stomach afterwards.

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    Mucho User FredGspotSanfordVet

    FredGspotSanford

    The Casadores in my freezer is 40 proof, only one I buy and shooters are always ice cold with limes from my trees.

    Like1STFU0#112188
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I would be honoured to be bettered by you, sir.

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    Mucho User FredGspotSanfordVet

    FredGspotSanford

    It took a couple of hours to do, and I have to take my wife to stupid Disneyland tomorrow on my day off so she can see the Chrismas bullshit that starts tomorrow.

    Like2STFU0#112202
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I had to flip the video then convert the file to an mp4, THEN upload.

    Like2STFU0#112211
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Lagunitas Imperial Red is killer.

    Like2STFU0#112231
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I wonder if Fred got back from Disneyland with his young wife yet.

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  • Mucho User JordanSimmsZucker

    JordanSimms

    If you do it again, video the aftermath 20 minutes later.

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  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I'll forgive the ABV discrepancy because he didn't use any chaser

    Like1STFU0#112182
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    BONER HATH SPOKEN

    as if anyone gives a shit

    Like1STFU0#112183
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I'll come back with 40% rum this weekend anyways ;)

    Like0STFU0#112185
  • Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    good job not choking and dying

    would have made for an even better vid tho

    Like0STFU0#6426
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    thanks darling. You can choke on my dick anytime!

    Like0STFU0#112187
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    would explain the name.

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  • Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    that be Irn Bru, a scottish 'soda'. Tasty shit, oh golden one.

    Like0STFU1#112195
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    It's better than bubblegum. You gotta come here and try it.

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Holy shit, i thought you missed it by a couple of seconds because of the cig. Bloody well done mate.

    Would it be impressive to do the same thing with cheap as fuck vile thai whiskey?

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    inb4 he does it but can't follow the rules properly.

    btw...what are the rules again?

    Asking for a thai friend.

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    don't work too hard , all work and no play and all that shit ...

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    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    Just ban him, hes nothing but down syndrome and empty promises

    Like1STFU1#112243
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Remember he wanted to use zucko as a clean slate. Hahaha what a crock of shit. Fuck that fat cronenburg looking ass slob.

    Like0STFU1#112246
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I will forgive him if he posts the challenge

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    C'mon whunu, don't let us down bro. Just use a lesser proof booze. Show us how it's done.

    Like0STFU0#112249
    Mucho User mikebrown603@aol.comBanned

    mikebrown603@aol.comthe Tiny Mushroom

    I am so sorry to MD first and formost. However my life consists of so much more.

    I barely have time to take care of the small shit that's really the big shit.

    Like0STFU0#112258
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Sounds like someone needs a ban.

    Like1STFU0#112265
    Mucho User truckerhatjonesVet

    truckerhatjonesthe Golden

    watch, now woonoo will promise to make me stfu

    then 8 hours from now he's gonna admit he was drunk and won't do shit

    Like1STFU0#112266
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    "I can do little things but I am here every night". Freshie3.0

    Like0STFU0#112267
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    That's kinda who he is. Just a mouth.

    Like0STFU0#112270
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    No bans for shitfaced promises, but Woonoo is indeed a faggot and has been awarded a user title.

    Like3STFU0#112271
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Fuck yes. That's more than the "other guy" would do.

    Like0STFU0#112273
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    He's a pussy he will come back trying to talk shit and then leave again. "nini" is im going to creep around and cryax the entire time. Whunu would be kinda okay if he wasnt a coward.

    Like0STFU0#112281
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    then again the og bird is too.

    Like0STFU0#112282
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Whunu wore a mask for like 1239812389532751 years before he got too drunk one night on Tinychat and revealed the melted play-doh face he has. Jabba was funny looking but whunu takes the cake.. more than once.

    Like1STFU0#112284
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    He claims he has kids but in reality he baby sits his roommates black kids and calls them his own. He claims he is married but in reality the marriage is just backpage.

    Like1STFU0#112285
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    That's the prestige of successfully completing a user challenge.

    Like1STFU0#112289
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Yeah, I should at least get a title for not puking.

    Like1STFU0#112292
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    and not having any pussy for like two years. That is a feat.

    Like1STFU0#112293
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I think it's because Bono plans to better my attempt tonight. So my achievement will be short lived.

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Tonight? isn't it like 11:30 am in teanigger land?

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    1) MD's challenge seems valid as balls, he has the title... for now.

    2) I will probably challenge again this weekend.

    3) Beer is preferred around the house, but for a challenge I could probably knock back 6 shots of ram piss if I had to.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    it's 8:39 am. But yeah, he said tonight in chat. When he told me I decided I would do the challenge myself that night.

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    give me chat ability faggot.

    Like0STFU0#112302
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Yeah, this weekend... not tonight. My mistake.

    Like0STFU0#112304
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    * Bono waves his wand

    Log out and back in. Promise not to be a faggot.

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  • Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    I will destroy this. 60 seconds.. You did it wrong. My shitty video was 10 in under 8 seconds. That video was years ago.

    Like0STFU0#6447
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    C'mon Oster, we all know your e-peen is big but that's ridiculous

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    The difference is, you chucked up. I didn't fancy that.

    Like2STFU0#112251
    Mucho User truckerhatjonesVet

    truckerhatjonesthe Golden

    but then again i'm mostly a beer guy

    why drink 5 or 6 balls of fire when you can sip on shit-flavored soda all day

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    I did MD. You are correct. Also my buddy took my cup out of the shot and ruined it all. We will see what happens.

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  • Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    You look like Sting, if he ate Elton John.

    Like4STFU1#6451
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Lets play chess. Finish off the game. Most people dont know but TR and I have played a few games I've beat him (barret and yak were watching). He beat me twice. Will there be a forth?

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    * Bono looks at the Pro Dashboard

    ...do we need a chess app?

    Like0STFU0#112307
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    if he didn't invade russia. Fuck.

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  • Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    And I didn't even have to get my knob out to do it!

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    that's probably in the next installment

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    20 points

    THE LEGEND GROWS

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  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    perhaps he is in training.

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  • Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    i'm not sold on all those shot glasses being full but you seem like you arent even a faggot

    Like1STFU0#6750
  • Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Did you ever think that maybe not living next door to Mexico poses export problems?

    Furthermore, I'm glad there're better ones out there, because I gotta admit, it tasted like shit, and it was expensive as fuck.

    Like0STFU0#113222
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    lol, that is the only brand of tequila i ever see people drink, both in Thailand and back home in Norway. Must be like the Cola of Tequila, no wonder its shit.

    PEPSI YEAAAAAAH!!!

    Like3STFU0#113223
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    i only drink Patron or Don Julio, you impure fucks disgust me.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Didn't even know there were "brands" of tequila.

    Like0STFU0#113225
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    If it isn't Don Julio 1942, it is, as the kids would call it, "pleb-tier."

    Of course, the most exclusive would have to be Asombroso. They have a Super Premium Diamond Club (which I only know about from perusing the packaging at the warehouse). It is restricted to customers who have purchased the ultra super permium tequila.

    On a related note, I feel like I should have bought the frank sinatra jack daniels, not because i especially like jack, but because it came with a sealed invitation. To what, I don't know. It also came with a book about sinatra and his love of jack.

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Speaking of user challenges, remember when I asked if doing 6 cheap thai whiskey (samsung) shots would be impressive?

    Well, a few days later, I decided to warm up and test the waters by doing 10 shots, but it was spread out of several hours. The results :

    - I have never been that drunk before in my life, except for that one time i blacked out on Jack Daniels, but that night I still didn't puke much.

    - I puked for the first time in Thailand after hanging in bars for 4 months.

    - Have never puked so much in my life, usually its just 2-3 pukes and I'm finished. This time i was puking for an hour straight. Every time I tried to lay down, the continent started spinning and shaking my body, and I was back puking in the sink in about 30 seconds.

    - Now every time I try even one shot, I feel like puking, and it feels like my insides are melting. Like I damaged my stomach lining or something, fuck if I know, I'm a sewer dweller not a doctor. Every time someone offers me a shot of Thai whiskey, I gaze at them in horror and unpolitely decline.

    - I had some shots of sambucca today, it tasted like creamy milk by comparison.

    - The bathroom still smells kind of funky, even though I've cleaned thoroughly. And I mean more funky then the usual, every Thai bathroom smells funky.

    - Never doing that again, until next time.

    Like3STFU0#7063
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I enjoyed reading this. I get off on literary freakporn.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Felt I had to share that to avoid any possible yak-mood inspired ban chances. You faggot.

    Like0STFU0#113407
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I didn't even ban Woonoo, I just inserted some code that redirects him to random pages any time he tries to respond...

    The only pages that will work for him are his own profile and:

    https://muchozucko.com/upload

    Like0STFU0#113411
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Maybe then he'll get that it's confirmed.

    Like0STFU0#113413
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Does it redirect him only when he tries to comment?

    Like0STFU0#113417
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Basically any sub he opens, it sends him back to MS

    Like0STFU0#113418
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I'll take it off in a little bit, but even he knows he was being obtuse.

    Like0STFU0#113419
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Tried to visit that gay website today, didn't work out very well. Can't someone upload that Feminism with Bear Grylls sub so I can watch it?

    Like0STFU0#113422
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Cool, a half decently programmed website.

    Like0STFU1#113425
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Even Jewtube doesn't have freakporn

    Checkmate

    Like0STFU0#113426
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Oh right, is it that old thing where they put a bunch of strong modern women on an island, next to a male island, and then the women predictably fail spectacularly, can't do shit right, so they have to put half the women on the male island, and half the males on the female island, then the females on the male island doesn't do shit and only mooches off their resources, and the males on the female island have to do all the work from scratch again.

    I never watched that...

    Like0STFU0#113428
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Where do you think I get my subs from...

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Well at least the women had the most important thing with them to the island.

    Selfiesticks.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    So that was why I didn't give it a go, blacked out that memory.

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Guess what I'm saying is fuck you assholes!

    Like1STFU0#7064
  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I got my favorite tequila ready for my next attempt you shitfuck

    Like0STFU0#7927
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Meanwhile alcohol is still banned in the holy temple that is my body.

    3-4 drinks a day is ok though...

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  • Mucho User FatmoFatZucker

    FatmoFatthe Iron Liver

    I TAKE WHAT I WANT, AND AFTER I BEAT LEX LUGER AND THE GIANT, I WANT THE GOLD SUCKA! MAKODRAGON, I'M COMIN' FOR YOU NIGGA!

    Like1STFU0#8702
  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    And then Mr. CUNT we can photoshop your balls somewhere into these shot glasses

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  • Mucho User Mick420Zucker

    Mick420

    good effort, you have a fckn girlie accent, one of the soft poms.....this is why no one loves you, put some bass in that voice ffs...

    Like1STFU0#23414
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Not even tagged Makodragon...

    Like0STFU0#23416
  • Mucho User T0llb00thwillieZucker

    T0llb00thwillie🎂

    You should shove that bornt while mom was standing up beef horn up your ass or maybe in your eye sockets

    Like0STFU0#25511
    Mucho User charismaZucker

    charisma

    there's some words i understand in this sentence

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    Mucho User T0llb00thwillieZucker

    T0llb00thwillie🎂

    Probably cause you're as retarded as him, pay attention to keep up fucktard

    Like0STFU0#151244