Stupid Pole!!!!!!!
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BILLYMAYSHERE
put yourself to good use and start subbing some of your glorious poopoo collection
Bono
if you want to shitpost in real time.
no one spends a lot of time there yet, mostly because we never linked it kek
Barret
Set to the tune of She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy :
Plowing these girls in the hot Thailand sun
Over by the bar, yonder here she comes
With a basket full of samsung
And a big cold jug of mai thai
I make a little room and she climbs on up
I open up the throttle and stir a little babyoil
Look at her face, she ain't a foolin' me
She thinks my pole is sexy
It really turns her on
She's always starin' at me
While I'm jerking' along
She likes the way it's pulling
While it's tillin' up dat ass
She's even kinda crazy bout my falang tan
She's the only one who really
Understands what gets me
She thinks my pole is sexy
We ride back and forth till we run out of lube
Take it to the vag, put it up for the night
Climb up in the mouth, sit and talk with the radio on
She says she's got a dream and I ask what it is
She wants a little green card and a yard full of kids
And one more teeny weenie ride before I take her home
She thinks my pole is sexy
It really turns her on
She's always starin' at me
While I'm banging' along
She likes the way it's pushing
While it's tillin' up the landn
She's even kinda crazy bout my falang tan
She's the only one who really
Understands what gets me
She thinks my pole is sexy
She ain't into indians or merican men
But if it runs like a deer, man her eyes light up
She thinks my pole is sexy
It really turns her on
She's always starin' at me
While I'm chuggin' along
She likes the way it's pulling
While it's tillin' up the vag
She's even kinda crazy bout my farmers tan
She's the only one who really
Understands what gets me
She thinks my pole is sexy

can i lick your puffy pussylips maybe?