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  UUoodythe Junkyard Dog

  "Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article, "a dildo", never ... your dildo."

  Like0STFU0#68879 years ago
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  makodragon

  Downvote for ugly fat chick.

  Like0STFU2#68979 years ago
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  mikebrown603@aol.comthe Tiny Mushroom

  She looks about your size

  Like3STFU0#1129959 years ago
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  mikebrown603@aol.comthe Tiny Mushroom

  You like em thick

  Like1STFU0#1129969 years ago
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  makodragon

  She's a good size but has an ugly face.

  Like0STFU1#1129979 years ago
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  mikebrown603@aol.comthe Tiny Mushroom

  Reply fail British buddy of mine

  Like0STFU0#1129999 years ago
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  mikebrown603@aol.comthe Tiny Mushroom

  NO.... it's not

  Like0STFU0#1130009 years ago
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  mikebrown603@aol.comthe Tiny Mushroom

  Damn I'm drunk

  Like0STFU0#1130019 years ago
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  mikebrown603@aol.comthe Tiny Mushroom

  Fuck it, I'm hungry. Time to make something to eat.

  Like0STFU0#1130029 years ago
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  mikebrown603@aol.comthe Tiny Mushroom

  I don't need to be here. Ni Ni.

  Like0STFU0#1130039 years ago
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  makodragon

  lol night man! haha

  Like1STFU0#1130049 years ago
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  CartersBird

  MD you have such fucking horrible and confusing taste

  Like0STFU0#1130219 years ago
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  Barret

  Yup, I would have banged that.

  Like0STFU0#1130229 years ago
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  makodragon

  I'm a complicated man.

  Like1STFU0#1130289 years ago
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  truckerhatjonesthe Golden

  you are barely complicated and barely a man

  Like0STFU1#1130369 years ago
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  makodragon

  Don't be petty. Why contradict me?

  Like0STFU0#1130379 years ago
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  JordanSimms

  Fat chick with an unnecessary comb-over. I'll hit it.

  Like1STFU1#69009 years ago
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  BILLYMAYSHERE

  it was necessary..she would have been another 3% uglier without it

  Like0STFU0#1130089 years ago
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  Oster

  you have no room to call anyone ugly.

  Like0STFU0#1130409 years ago
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  megaFAGGOT

  spite upvote

  Like1STFU0#69089 years ago
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  Bono

  spite like

  Like1STFU0#1130159 years ago