Penis & Face, by CartersBird

Stylin' and Profilin'!


Submitted on Nov 27, 2017Muchoers Gone Wild
Points: 22

Tags:WOOOpenisfacecartersbirdwhunu· 163 comments

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  • Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Wait for the emails.

    Like2STFU0#7172
    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    "Whunu will post his face and his penis, with a sign, with a timestamp, and so will you."

    Whunu posted his face, and so did I.

    My dick in his mouth was just a bonus.

    Like1STFU2#113694
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Fries will be jealous.

    Like0STFU1#113695
  • Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    Hey Whunpoo you fat spaz, if you have a problem with this be sure to make like the video and suck my cock, retard.

    Like1STFU1#7173
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    All you're missing is "fuck you whunu".

    Like0STFU0#113697
  • Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    Again, the hypothetical "gay" option is sorely missed.

    Like4STFU0#7174
  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I'm kinda torn on this one.

    Pros:

    - It's funny.

    - It's OC.

    - Production is okay.

    - It has your penis.

    Cons:

    - No face.

    - Whunu will email me. Unless he sees this comment then pretends he was never going to email me. Then he'll mention that he wasn't going to email me.

    Like1STFU1#7176
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    >And what does it say about the administration who doesn't back up the penalty for not following through.

    It says I pulled this challenge out of my ass so you two would post some good original content, instead of bitching at each other about not posting good original content.

    Like3STFU1#113727
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    You earned my upvote, what more could you possibly want in life?

    Like1STFU0#113728
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Ah, there's the email.

    Like1STFU0#113730
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    "He should be banned! I followed the directions!"

    Like0STFU0#113731
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    No, really, you were pretty goddamn accurate. I don't need to post private emails.

    Someone could read your comment and have a complete understanding of the message I received from Whunu.

    Like1STFU0#113734
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    I only said post it knowing it would get under his skin. I don't expect the context of whu-mail to be more than him crying because he didn't get his way.

    Like0STFU0#113736
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    He really is an incredible specimen. He vaguely threatened to call the fictional cyber police, and told me I should be more careful since I run an international website.

    So I told him to either remove his sub or stop bitching, and he is currently trying to barter the amount of time I should ban Carter.

    Like1STFU0#113737
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    King of the Autism. Is he screaming "You've been back traced!". So even though he claimed he would show his toe of a dick, took the time to take pictures and make everything "perfect". It's your fault because you didn't ban someone.. Holy Fuck he's dumb.

    Like1STFU0#113739
    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    if removing his gay little sub is an option, he has nothing to be grumpy about.

    it's lose-lose if he does though. we play the most dangerous game:

    "Take my penis offline, or let an internet stranger win."

    Like1STFU1#113741
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Essentially. But Whunu rarely wins.

    Like0STFU0#113742
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    He was never trying to win but show zucko the true colors of the admin. I am waiting for that reply.

    Like0STFU0#113743
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    He keeps switching between "Cmon, ban CB" and something about international police.

    Like0STFU0#113744
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    I wonder what the international police will do. I'll wait.

    Like0STFU0#113745
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    oop, now he has randomly switched the email address he's messaging me from. Guess he thought he was blocked.

    From AOL to Yahoo, Whunu sure is with the times.

    Like2STFU0#113746
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    You should ban Whunu for even thinking about being a snitch.

    Like0STFU0#113747
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    There's nothing to snitch on... that's the puzzling part.

    He thinks that because he couldn't post a comment, it was "coercion", fucking lol

    Like0STFU0#113748
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    I can't believe AOL is still around.

    Like0STFU0#113750
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    I did not know this. Wow.

    And yes, Whunu is that dumb. Is that even a question?

    Like0STFU0#113752
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Whunu is now, under no uncertain terms, threatening to report me to the Department of Justice for the crime of ... Intellectual Theft?

    That's the link he sent me anyhow.

    He still hasn't asked for his dick sub to be removed, he just really wants CB to get banned.

    Like0STFU0#113753
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Tell him to go through with it.

    Like0STFU0#113754
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I picked a hell of a week to stop drinking. This could have been so much more fun.

    Like3STFU1#113755
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Anyways, sleepy time soon. Hopefully Woonoo passes out too.

    Like0STFU0#113756
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Are you going to call the internet police on me too?

    Like0STFU0#113758
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    "Whunu: Biggest pussy on the interwebs".

    Like1STFU1#113759
    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    you guys seem like you have fun together.

    Like2STFU0#113760
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Sadlol to this entire thread

    Like1STFU0#113779
  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    What say you, Woonoo?

    Like0STFU0#7177
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    He was already banned CB won by default.

    Like1STFU0#113705
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Ever had that thing looked at by a doctor? I've seen some penises in my life, all feminine of course, but none of them had that bump.

    Excellent post bro.

    Like2STFU0#7178
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    your penis works out ways to get into men's pants

    Like2STFU0#113957
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    A penis is in mens' pants whenever a man wears pants.

    Like0STFU0#113959
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Rainman was good at math, not penises

    Like1STFU1#113961
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Whunu never produced anything this great in his life.

    Like2STFU1#7180
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Whunu got me on this one, i spent forever trying to remember if I ever had a head grow on my shoulders.

    Like2STFU1#113780
  • Mucho User UUoodyVet

    UUoodythe Junkyard Dog

    I come back from the holiday to a picture of a cock with the worst picture-frame imaginable. Hopefully it's just a tryptophan induced hallucination.

    Like2STFU0#113767
  • Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    I dont remember this from Ric Flair's entrance video

    Like0STFU0#7184
  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    You're just mad his dick is bigger

    Like3STFU0#113716
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    "Whunu the Jelly Belly"

    Like0STFU0#113717
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    But since you were already banned wouldn't that negate any competition?

    Like0STFU0#113719
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    You cried to him about how you were banned. We already know. Why would I want to be admin? I slack off on content what makes you think I would want to baby sit grown adults.

    Like2STFU0#113725
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    You realize you got baited in showing your tiny dick along with recent pictures of yourself.

    Like2STFU0#113726
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    whunu was right about the pussy non face thing though.l

    Like0STFU0#120865
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    lol, pollute the waters

    Like0STFU0#120866
  • Mucho User TheDudeAbidesZucker

    TheDudeAbides

    Busy day without me.

    Are we all just whipping out our willies?

    Like1STFU0#7187
  • Mucho User mikebrown603@aol.comBanned

    mikebrown603@aol.comthe Tiny Mushroom

    Even if it turns out to be real. There's no sign with name and MZ. As far one can tell that might very well be your boyfriend, or brother if incest is your cup of tea.

    Like1STFU0#7207
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Never has there been a worse sore loser.

    Like0STFU0#113797
    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    tbh, Whunu should apologize for drunkenly bitching at you for god knows how long. What a pathetic man child.

    Like0STFU1#113798
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I can verify that his "apology" was asking me to remove his dick pic then saying I wasn't so bad.

    Like0STFU0#113806
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    So really, he has already shamelessly put his drunken ranting in the past and is moving on to bigger and better things, like being the guy who lost a cock-off to a bird.

    Like2STFU1#113808
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Just kidding, even on archived pages the file shouldn't load. I don't keep it on-hand, like a certain jew still does to this day.

    Like1STFU0#113813
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    * Bono shouts about gay pride

    Like0STFU0#113814
    Mucho User mikebrown603@aol.comBanned

    mikebrown603@aol.comthe Tiny Mushroom

    No...just a strong mutual dislike with Bono for the owner of the other site (sort of like Superman and bizzaro world). The Jew thing is an inside joke.

    Like0STFU0#113839
  • Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    the estate of elvis presley and its attorneys will be in contact with you very shortly over the misuse of the "elvis is in the building" opening number-

    Like1STFU0#7214
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    Yet another pithy rejoinder!

    Keep up the quality, pal!!

    Like0STFU0#113980
  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Macheesemo sends his blessings to this post

    Like1STFU0#7339
    Mucho User MacheesemoZucker

    Macheesemo

    * Macheesemo hears the call of the conch and appears

    Like0STFU0#114261
    Mucho User MacheesemoZucker

    Macheesemo

    Anyone who subs a vid with his dick poking out of whunu's mouth hole gets my upvote.

    Like1STFU0#114262
    Mucho User MacheesemoZucker

    Macheesemo

    Also: autie, I'm zeroing in on you. it's just a matter of time before I find out which account you're cowering behind. I will make your life a living hell when I do. Maybe... or maybe, we'll become best buds... who knows?

    Like1STFU1#114263
    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    but continue being an internet tough guy

    Like0STFU1#114265
    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    i'm sure someone gives a shit about your feud

    Like0STFU1#114266
    Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    Sometimes you just find a nail that needs smashing with a hammer. For fun.

    Like2STFU0#114269
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    If Autie is as retarded as you say, what does it mean to "zero in" on him?

    You can't "gotcha" a person like Whunu or Punky or TR. What's the diff?

    Like0STFU0#114273
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I enjoy shit stirring provided it's not messing with people too badly, live and let live

    Like0STFU0#114274
    Mucho User MacheesemoZucker

    Macheesemo

    If you knew him like we knew him, you'd understand and get right on the autie bashing bandwagon...

    Like1STFU0#114275
    Mucho User MacheesemoZucker

    Macheesemo

    Think of the way punky, or fagwad, or any other of those insufferable, low-level, trolling 101 faggots do their thing and you have a clear picture of the level of faggotry he operates on. Commenting, then immediatly logging off, or not answering any direct questions, not talking to you but at you, etc. As I said. once I find out which account he's hiding behind I'll be running him off post-haste.

    Like0STFU0#114277
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Right... so...

    Has anyone ever "run off" Punky? Or Whunu? TR? Assuming they have an actual tether to reality the closest comparison would be me or Oster as far as faggotry goes. No one has ever really run off anyone like that.

    Like0STFU0#114278
    Mucho User MacheesemoZucker

    Macheesemo

    What I'm getting at here is that although he's a massive faggot, I can run him off easily. I've lost count as to how many times I've run him off SC. He usually waits until I log off to comment. Too precious.

    Like0STFU0#114279
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I just don't get the obsession I guess

    Like0STFU0#114280
    Mucho User MacheesemoZucker

    Macheesemo

    Tigeriger Sometimes you just find a nail that needs smashing with a hammer. For fun.

    STFU 0 LIKED 2 17 minutes ago

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    That^

    Like0STFU0#114281
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    you should employ some kind of bearcat to track him down.

    Like1STFU0#114282
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Before today, there were only 3 instances of the phrase "Freddy" in the entire comment database.

    2 by Rooster, 1 by BillyMaysHere.

    Like0STFU0#114311
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Weeks or months ago.

    Looks like you have an active imagination.

    Like0STFU0#114312
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    * Autie was in the house the whole time

    Like0STFU0#114313
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Good job on this and the removed Whunu penis being most discussed for almost a week. Well done.

    Like0STFU0#7369
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Technically. CB failed the challenge, we never got to see the last 2% of the tip.

    Like0STFU0#10711
  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    what the fuck happened to that penis

    Like0STFU0#10713
  • Mucho User MarasynZucker

    Marasyn🎂

    One word comes to mind... snuffleupagus

    Like0STFU0#124277
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Because its imaginary

    Like0STFU0#124278
  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    that thing looks like its been through at least 2 bouts of the clap

    Like0STFU0#15415
  • Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    At least there were four comments worth reading.

    Like0STFU0#22747