MuchoZucko Launches

A new website for the unemployed is born.

Mucho User Barret
Submitted on Aug 4, 2017Funny
Points: 28
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Tags:fat fuckwhalewaterjumpfailswingbono· 79 comments

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    The first zuckogate, my awesome comments have been deleted.

    Like1STFU0#285
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    That was a dry run Bare-Bare. The first legitimate Zucko comment was made by someone who created a fake Whunu clone.

    Like0STFU0#102104
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Appropriate, in a way.

    Like0STFU0#102105
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    It would have been fun to look at 10 years from now. "look at how retarded the comment system was back then".

    Like0STFU2#102106
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Also, lol at my new comment being 9 hours ago :(

    Like0STFU0#102107
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    The fuck are you talking about?

    Like0STFU1#102108
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    the timestamps are localized

    Like0STFU0#102109
    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    I'm on east coast time, the time stamp thing is right for me.

    Like0STFU0#102111
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I'm only 6 hours ahead of east coast time too, so it doesn't make much sense.

    Like0STFU0#102112
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Try it now Barret. I manually formatted it as UTC.

    Like0STFU0#102116
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    The first comment seem forever fucked, but now the new ones are accurate. GJ

    Like0STFU0#102118
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Sewer Bugfinder 2100 at yer service.

    Like1STFU0#102120
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Now test the slash me thing... for other users. See if you can figger it out bitch

    Like0STFU0#102121
    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    uh I remember that!

    * CartersBird slides his cock down Bono's gullet

    Like1STFU1#102122
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    * Barret ponders if a guy making love to a donkey is zuckoworthy.

    Like1STFU0#102123
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    /user:makodragon ponders if smoking enough pot to become like punkybruiser would be a life improvement

    Like1STFU0#102124
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    We need to tread carefully on animal love tbh. I think the old Mr. Hands mucho video was only allowed because the horse enjoyed himself and wasn't harmed in any way.

    Like0STFU0#102125
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    The donkey is enjoying himself i swear. In any case, id actually hate seeing that wrong kind of bestiality to be honest, for some reason it doesn't seem so bad if its the other way around.

    Like0STFU0#102126
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    That emote thing was kind of weird, was that how it was supposed to be done? Or did you change it manually?

    Like0STFU0#102127
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    the human in the video literally got assfucked to death if you recall

    Like0STFU0#102128
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    If we can keep it below that level, I'll allow it

    Like0STFU0#102129
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    * Barret should unzip his freakporn folder to see what Zucko might be able to use.

    Like0STFU0#102130
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I'll order a new fan for the computer with all the freakporn, once I get my bus pass, so I can go pick it up at the mail office.

    Like0STFU0#102131
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    That's like 3 memes at once.

    Like0STFU0#102132
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I think I'm going to give you the first User Title on Zucko... gotta get creative though. Gimmie some time.

    Like0STFU0#102133
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    * Yak is still the mother of Mucho yews.

    Like0STFU0#102134
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    did you see he logged on the other day?

    I told him there was CP on the front page and he came. That means he ignored all my previous emails about banning Punky and closing Mucho.

    Like0STFU0#102136
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Didn't think it was so bad, but can see why others would think otherwise, oh well.

    Like0STFU0#102139
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Well it wasn't really CP, but it was a C trying to do P

    Like0STFU0#102140
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I wouldn't want it on my computer

    Like0STFU0#102141
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Does it count as a gay self like if the comment is 6 months old?

    Like0STFU0#122503
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Does it count as gay to cut off your own penis, freeze it for 6 months, defrost it, then suck it?

    Like0STFU0#122506
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Its not gay when its your own penis fag. You touch your dick every day and its not gay.

    Like0STFU0#122507
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    That's not true... I feel pretty gay just having a penis sometimes

    Like0STFU0#122508
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    2 years later and still have the same timestamp issues, lel.

    Also.

    Never forget #zuckogate.

    Bonor deleted the first comments.

    Like1STFU0#168379
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    All the fat chick subs should have a whale tag, so MD can find his fap material.

    Like4STFU0#286
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I swear I already left a comment on this sub. Something like, "Would bang". Did you delete it, oh mighty bono?

    Like1STFU1#102113
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I had a bunch of shitty test comments. I'm sorry your vanilla porn reminder was lost.

    Like0STFU0#102117
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    They were shitty, but laughing at shitty things is important dammit.

    Like1STFU0#102138
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I guess we ended up just using the entire normal porn category instead.

    Like0STFU0#122505
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I like how the profile page is starting to look, will be good when its finished.

    By the way, fuck you Bono for making me scroll all the way up here to make a new comment!

    Like0STFU0#289
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I always thought it was counter-intuitive the other way.

    Like, if you WANT to start a new thread on a post that already has comments, why would you scroll all the way to the bottom?

    Like0STFU0#102144
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I guess I'll put a page anchor that takes you there, good eye

    Like0STFU0#102145
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Sometimes one likes to read the comments before commenting, then you get to the end and don't wanna have to go all the way up again. Is it possible to just put the comment box at the top AND the bottom?

    Like1STFU0#102146
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    MS has it bottom only, I guess here's a chance to improve on something.

    Like0STFU0#102147
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Ok, gonna quit bitchin for the day and go to sleep. Night night my little queers.

    Like1STFU0#102148
  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    RIP #1 post of all time

    Polefags have taken over

    Like1STFU0#447
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Barret how do you think I should structure it? Total score, or upvotes?

    I did "Hot" by total upvotes...

    And don't be biased for poles.

    Like0STFU0#102801
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    After thinking about it for 12 days. I have concluded that I dunno.

    Like1STFU0#104909
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Ok I figured it out.

    Most points is fine.

    Like0STFU0#168380
  • Mucho User JordanSimmsZucker

    JordanSimms

    i specialize in fat chicks with spinal injuries. just wheel her to my room and i'll take care of her.

    Like1STFU0#7285
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Thats a neat thing to specialize in

    Like0STFU0#114084
    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    i think theres a post about wheelchair sex, must find

    Like0STFU1#115975
  • Mucho User FatmoFatZucker

    FatmoFatthe Iron Liver

    But the good news is, now if I wanted to get in that ass, she wouldn't be able to run away... as if she would have before this.

    Like1STFU0#117579
  • Mucho User comaTOASTpsychoVet

    comaTOASTpsycho

    Fun fact : I can not go any further with the unvoted button than the post it brings up to vote on

    Like0STFU0#11890
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    That's because it brings up the earliest sub you haven't voted on.

    The point is to vote fgt

    Like0STFU0#122943
  • Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    who is searching for yummy delicious nourishment? Wtf

    Like0STFU1#16555