Taquitos & burritos

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Mucho User Macheesemo
Submitted on Dec 2, 2017Art & Music
Points: 11
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Tags:Chissum Worthingtontaquitosburritosawesome· 55 comments

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  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    At last a sub that makes sense.... funny , catchy , correct use of tags and category. Upvote

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    I don't think the 'stfu' button is working correctly

    Like0STFU5#114417
    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    i once saw a drgiggles comment with 400 stuffs

    Like0STFU0#114419
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    In a bit I'll probably delete those because they're only for lols, and someday I'd like to have a legitimate most stuffed comment

    Like0STFU0#114423
    Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    Man, the unlimited power of an unlimited stfu button.

    Like0STFU1#114424
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    its surprising just how many stfu's I get

    Like0STFU1#114470
  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    It's good

    I mean it's no Watermelon Time, but what is

    Like0STFU0#7403
  • Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    Reminds me of a song my father used to sing whilst using the microwave.

    He was the taquito bandito.

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    and I bet you uncle hummed while touching you too

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    maybe if you spelled it right

    Like0STFU0#114525
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I can only assume since you walked away from a scenario where I was obviously right, it was like retreating

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    I didn't think it warranted a sensible response , I figured 'pwning' had a different meaning here

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    DrGiggles

    and I bet you uncle hummed while touching you too

    Like1STFU0#114558
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Maybe if you had spelled it right

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  • Mucho User MacheesemoZucker

    Macheesemo

    A skeeter upvote? I truly am blessed.

    Like0STFU1#8248
  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    You already have 2x votes

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Your vote is worth 200% of a CartersBird vote, that's saying something

    Like0STFU0#122005
  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I have to take such a big shit, all my shits have been super impressive since I got off my fasting diet

    Like0STFU0#122010
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    They come out fast too. I'm in the bathroom less than 90 seconds.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Maybe you cleared out some old space down there that used to be occupied by super old poop leftovers.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I've heard of that. Some people have a 5 foot rope of shit clinging to the bottom of their intestine

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Maybe that's why my poops are so big and impressive down here. When I wash my ass with the bum gun, sometimes water seeps in and i basically give myself an involuntary enema.

    Does feel super clean after.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I've heard fried chink food backs you up a little... you probably have the right combination of chemicals that stick together, plus the occasional sickness to explode the poop out of your butt

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Aye all those poop germs in my food really does the trick.

    Like1STFU0#122016
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Now you made me wanna go down to 7/11 and get some funky drinks.

    Like0STFU0#122018
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I wonder how many crushed up rat smoothies you've had

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    MD warned me about drinking out of cans without a straw, I ignored his advice and couldn't see the reasoning behind it. Then I looked it up just a few days ago, apparently its because the storage houses is full of rats that piss and shit everywhere.

    lol.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    My dad used to work in a warehouse, this is somewhat true even in countries that have laws for clean environments... I dunno about piss and shit everywhere, but cans of soda for instance have a 50% chance of having sticky, dirty stuff around the lip.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Basically one of the hundreds of cans will get dinged, spring a leak, maybe a few will fall on the floor. The worker just puts it back on the stack.

    Like1STFU0#122024
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    OK fuck it, I need some of that yoghurt milk soda. BRB.

    Like0STFU0#122025
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Ok you convinced me, I need to step out for some drinks. I need that yoghurt milk soda RIGHT NOW. BRB.

    Like0STFU0#122026
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Oh yeah and then all kinds of shit gets stuck in the dried up goo. Delicious.

    Isn't that how they make coke?

    Like0STFU0#122027