Early Xmas to me

Can't have in Toronto, but live close to border.1.7 lbs fully loaded. 45 in a lightweight weapon.


Submitted on Dec 15, 2017Awesome
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Early Xmas to me

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  • Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    You post this shit and downvote good content?

    You pigdog.

    Like1STFU0#8067
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Notice how the closer we get to proving he's Whunu, he SPECIFICALLY mentions what city he's in, and his IP address changes drastically. LOL

    Like2STFU0#115477
    Mucho User mikebrown603@aol.com_4Banned

    mikebrown603@aol.com_4

    Actually I didn't mention any city that I'm in. Just said Toronto as in "the greater Toronto area". If I were to be more specific I would say I'm in the Municipality of York. My IP has not changed, however there are sound reasons for ones I.P to change.

    Like0STFU1#115495
    Mucho User mikebrown603@aol.com_4Banned

    mikebrown603@aol.com_4

    The only reason I was THAT specific is because I was turned down for my PAL card here but due to being close to the states was able to acquire this item through what's known as a straw purchase.

    Like0STFU0#115496
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    This guy sounds way too clever to be whunu, using words like "sound" and shit. It would amuse me greatly if it wasn't him.

    For some reason...

    Like4STFU0#115497
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    lets settle this the fucking right way.

    Face pic, with sign.

    No uncle faggot shit.

    Like2STFU0#115498
    Mucho User mikebrown603@aol.com_4Banned

    mikebrown603@aol.com_4

    Sorry to disappoint but I don't indulge in sharing certain IRL personals like that or job related info, etc. etc. Just smaller things like this pic.

    Like0STFU1#115499
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    That's boring as fuck, but has to be respected. As long as you don;t mind being referred to as whunu for quite some time, huhuhuhu

    Like0STFU0#115500
    Mucho User MacheesemoZucker

    Macheesemo

    It's almost like DB is trying to emulate mako the fish...

    * Macheesemo takes off tinfoil hat

    Like0STFU0#115507
    Mucho User MacheesemoZucker

    Macheesemo

    Also, anyone who hides behind an alt, not with the intent of messing with people, but with the intent of using it as a permanent identity is a cowardly faggot imo.

    Like0STFU2#115509
    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    Macheesemo the alt machine.

    Just kill yourself tbh.

    Like1STFU1#115514
    Mucho User MacheesemoZucker

    Macheesemo

    I'm the one who told boner it was mine from the get-go. Next?

    Like0STFU0#115523
    Mucho User MacheesemoZucker

    Macheesemo

    Another one I copped to when bonobo asked aboot it...

    Next?

    Like0STFU3#115529
    Mucho User MacheesemoZucker

    Macheesemo

    So, since we're on the subnect.... who were you before yoi became truckerfagjones?

    Like0STFU0#115534
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I know this because the rum in my belly empowers me

    Like3STFU0#115537
    Mucho User MacheesemoZucker

    Macheesemo

    Tbh, my first one was because I was hesitant to reveal myself here and the second one was simply to lurk

    Like0STFU0#115538
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    why do you faggots have to be so confrontational?

    Like0STFU0#115544
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    let me just day mach, the grasss is not greener on the other side man, and THJ stop being a sex deprived shitlord

    Like1STFU0#115553
    Mucho User MacheesemoZucker

    Macheesemo

    Real talk, Truckstopgloryholejones: are you by chance autistic? Because you remind me an awful lot of another autistic chump from straycrayons...

    Like0STFU0#115559
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    well I have been laid recently so my opinion on sex is henceforth superior to anyone elses.

    Like1STFU0#115561
    Mucho User MacheesemoZucker

    Macheesemo

    I KNEW IT! The faggot levels are identical.

    Like0STFU0#115562
    Mucho User MacheesemoZucker

    Macheesemo

    My previous statement about people who assume new permanent identities on sites like this are complete amd utter fagoids.

    Like0STFU2#115564
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    that is an utterly ridiculous thing to say since you are an altfag

    Like2STFU1#115566
    Mucho User MacheesemoZucker

    Macheesemo

    I'll take your stfu on my previous comment as your agreement.

    Like0STFU0#115568
    Mucho User MacheesemoZucker

    Macheesemo

    Suck his harder while you're at it, cuck-fag

    Like0STFU0#115576
    Mucho User MacheesemoZucker

    Macheesemo

    What is it with the noobs and their need to suck veteran ballon knot?

    Like0STFU0#115577
    Mucho User truckerhatjonesVet

    truckerhatjonesthe Golden

    i repeat, please stay there

    every time you log on you pretend to be a badass detective but really just throw sand in everyones vagina

    Like0STFU0#115587
    Mucho User MacheesemoZucker

    Macheesemo

    Don't bleed out all over the place, gloryholejones, it's all in good fun

    Like0STFU0#115590
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    im just starting to not get you at all man 8/

    Like1STFU0#115591
    Mucho User MacheesemoZucker

    Macheesemo

    Could it be because you're hammered right now?

    Like0STFU0#115592
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I think you need a real break man. Fuck knows what from but you need it.

    Like1STFU0#115593
    Mucho User MacheesemoZucker

    Macheesemo

    So hammered that you don't see that I'm fucking with a noob fag

    Like0STFU1#115594
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I'm mostly hammered. Hammered is when I do my best thinking.

    Like1STFU0#115595
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    You're still my bro mach 8)

    Just chill mah caucasian.

    Like1STFU1#115601
    Mucho User MacheesemoZucker

    Macheesemo

    No, he WAS done with me... now he's not. Talk about mixed messages...

    Like0STFU0#115602
    Mucho User MacheesemoZucker

    Macheesemo

    Don't be scared, you're in a zafe place...

    Like0STFU0#115604
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    not that the answer would mean anything to me lel

    Like1STFU0#115607
    Mucho User MacheesemoZucker

    Macheesemo

    I have a good idea who it is. Just another dim-witted coward from another failed site.

    Like0STFU0#115608
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    awesome actually. Lots of hot filipina pussy.

    If only some stupid skanky old whore hadnt ruined out night, I would by nut deep in some fanny now

    Like0STFU0#115612
    Mucho User MacheesemoZucker

    Macheesemo

    Skanks. Is there anything they DON'T ruin?

    Like1STFU0#115613
    Mucho User MacheesemoZucker

    Macheesemo

    * Macheesemo scrolls up and down this thread

    What a fucking shit streak. Sorry all.

    Like2STFU0#115614
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    this was an exceptionally skanky old cunt. She backed into a dude and we happened to be in close proximity.

    Bitch went into crazy whore mode and pissed my mates off.

    Like0STFU0#115615
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    Puts me in mind of the days when sprinkles was a confirmed tr_alt, but who wasn't?

    Like0STFU1#115618
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I think I will begin to form my case for an outright ban for bono to consider

    Like0STFU0#115620
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    TR is an okay shit stirrer. he's been very benign since coming back. I like that when you summon him, he'll usually log in and give you an answer you're looking for.

    Like0STFU0#115623
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Bee Tee Dubs, my longest fuckless streak was 2+ years. Currently on about a 6 month drought, but that's voluntary.

    Like0STFU0#115624
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    That doesn't mean I'm not a sex machine

    Like0STFU0#115625
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    I wonder if makodragon is rage drawing right now?

    Like3STFU0#115626
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    when provoked, you are funny tr, but most of the time you are fucking boring

    Like0STFU0#115628
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    and you never have anything insightful to say...

    fucking mensa... buncha fucking pretentious faggots

    Like0STFU0#115629
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    "oh I have read the words of some old faggot and have a high IQ, that makes me a genius"

    mmmmmm

    Yeah, that makes a genius. If your are a cunt desperate for appreciation and approval.

    Like0STFU0#115630
    Mucho User TheDudeAbidesZucker

    TheDudeAbides

    I took an online test once that said my IQ was 127.

    Am I cool?

    Like1STFU0#115631
    Mucho User MacheesemoZucker

    Macheesemo

    It just means that you have the iq of a marsupial...

    Like0STFU0#115633
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    listen yeah, I have a fucking prestigious title.

    THE IRON LIVER

    NONE OF THIS FAGGOTY MENSA SHIT.

    I HAVE A TITLE THAT MEANS SOMETHING.

    Like2STFU0#115634
    Mucho User TheDudeAbidesZucker

    TheDudeAbides

    I could be wrong, but I've heard marsupials are actually super low on the intelligence scale. Like dumber than some reptiles.

    Like0STFU0#115635
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    I haven't even paid my mensa dues in 2 years!

    Like1STFU0#115637
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    is that because you are sick of the boring, pretentious cunts that no doubt occupy the mensa membership?

    Like0STFU0#115638
    Mucho User TheDudeAbidesZucker

    TheDudeAbides

    What exactly does MENSA do? Besides give "smart" people a card to carry for money?

    Like1STFU0#115639
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    The highlight of mensa is a monthly meeting that features wine.

    Like0STFU0#115641
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    Mensa does provide a variety of discounts, much as AAA & AARP.

    Like0STFU0#115642
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    yet you cannot adequately comminucate wtf you're talking about.

    Like0STFU0#115643
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    Since I have AAA, I don't need the mensa discounts. If I ever get a taste for boozing it up on wine once a month, I know where they are. To be fair, they do other stuff, but I never went to any of those...

    Like0STFU0#115644
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    no he's just really dumb and pretentious.

    it happens.

    Like0STFU0#115647
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    say something about me drawing TR, its kept you in good stead so far mah retard

    Like0STFU0#115649
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    They have a website that tells you all the features of membership. It is something of a tease, since only one person in fifty is eligible for membership.

    Like0STFU1#115651
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    shut up bamford, I wil draw you mother naked before I fuck her

    Like1STFU0#115652
    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    i'm the only one considerate enough to greet the Jrob

    Like1STFU0#115653
    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    and you threaten me with pen tools

    Like0STFU0#115654
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    fuck jrob

    dude has worn out his enigmatic appeal

    Like1STFU2#115655
    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    christ MD no one is safe from you tonight

    Like1STFU0#115656
    Mucho User MacheesemoZucker

    Macheesemo

    "Drunk and beligerent MD is best MD."

    ~Macheesemo, one hour ago.

    Like2STFU0#115659
    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    "some other gay pretentious shit"

    ~Macheesemo, the rest of the time

    Like1STFU1#115661
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    what is your avatar bamford?

    Looks like Frieza's retarded brother

    Like0STFU0#115663
    Mucho User MacheesemoZucker

    Macheesemo

    Also,

    "who the fuck is this noob?"

    Jrob2020, a few minutes ago.

    Like0STFU0#115664
    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    well it was woonoo earlier today so you tell me which is better

    Like0STFU0#115665
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I want to say hiya Jorb, or something, but feel like it would be a waste of both energy and internet bits.

    Like2STFU0#115672
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    The fourth and secret polebro

    Like0STFU0#115675
    Mucho User Jrob2020Zucker

    Jrob2020

    didnt you shop my face on that fucker?

    Like0STFU0#115681
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    No that is his natural state.

    Like0STFU0#115688
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    barret that shop looks like a fucking anime boss in a final fantasy game

    Like0STFU0#115690
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    That moment when you don't have your computer, and no photoshop, so you have to rely on 1% of old shitty shops from imgur for communication...

    Like0STFU0#115694
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Random Encounter, Sewer Choboco, do you wish to tame?

    Like0STFU0#115696
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    That moment was 14 minutes ago.

    Like0STFU0#115697
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    @CB, the anointed pole people arrived.

    Like0STFU0#115702
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Hahahaha, goddamn faggot convention in this thread.

    and Aspiring Paladin wasn't even there.

    Like0STFU0#121678
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    megafaggot downvoted a long time ago.

    Like0STFU0#121679
  • Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    are you okay mate? lol the rapecommas are getting worse. It's concerning.

    Like1STFU0#115491
  • Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    kinda looks like you assembled it from a kinder egg.

    Look at the trigger. Why is it in two... even three, parts?

    Like1STFU0#8075
    Mucho User mikebrown603@aol.com_4Banned

    mikebrown603@aol.com_4

    That's a safety. Keeps the trigger from pulling if dropped. You have to apply pressure to the bottom portion to release the stop at the top.

    Like0STFU0#115501
  • Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    I gave this a rare down vote. Just to see what minus rep looks like.

    Like2STFU0#8076
    Mucho User MacheesemoZucker

    Macheesemo

    * Macheesemo jumps on the downvote banwagon just because Poo-nu

    Like0STFU0#115506
    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    you should do the other thing - kill yourself

    Like0STFU0#115715
  • Mucho User CigarmannVet

    Cigarmann

    I have one in 9mm, trigger sucks, you'll have to work it a bit.

    Like0STFU0#8080
    Mucho User mikebrown603@aol.com_4Banned

    mikebrown603@aol.com_4

    So I just got even with my wooden floor with basement. All semis have a safety that dis allows firing while the magazine is out....EXCEPT .45 shield. This firearm fires a chambered round even though the mag is pulled. BANG went the floor board. Of coarse I followed all safety and pointed down and away. Lesson learned again.....down and away. But the floor bit it,odd way to fire for the first time. The wife shit her pants and I waited for the police for 20 minutes.

    Like0STFU0#115709
    Mucho User mikebrown603@aol.com_4Banned

    mikebrown603@aol.com_4

    Sometimes comments are made to see how people respond. Didn't say it was truth, didn't say it was factual.

    Nothing. Disappointed.

    Like0STFU0#115774
  • Mucho User Jrob2020Zucker

    Jrob2020

    vaporized outtie bumhole anorexic tracks watermelons vaporized

    Like1STFU0#8089
    Mucho User Jrob2020Zucker

    Jrob2020

    way to mess up my pervspy haiku zucko

    Like0STFU1#115671
    Mucho User Jrob2020Zucker

    Jrob2020

    jk how you been broseph you back in whakeniggerland?

    Like0STFU0#115684
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Weird, I keep getting these new comment notifications, but I only see noobs here... No one worth responding to.

    Like0STFU1#115686
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Thank good i'm still good here in ricehookerland so I don't have to deal with these commoners.

    Like3STFU1#115687
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    But what have you done for us lately?

    Like2STFU0#115691